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Old 11-05-04, 12:14 AM
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Originally Posted by trekkie820
but, I'm going to use a metaphor to weed out hecklers. Lets say its a cold fall day, and the lizard doesn't want to be out, so he shrinks back into the hole to keep warm. Is this normal?
Lizards never pokes their heads out of their holes after sunset on the Mongol Steppes, it gets mighty cold, you need to cover yourself in camel guts to stay warm (or check in at Comfort Inn).
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Old 11-05-04, 12:25 AM
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well I temped to say something but I'll be nice
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Old 11-05-04, 12:37 PM
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This thread is quite funny!
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Old 11-05-04, 04:26 PM
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You need to watch the "shrinkage" episode of Seinfeld..
Jerry: "Like a frightened turtle!"
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Old 11-06-04, 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by MERTON
women must really like large lizards to be bangin' that guy... i just had to say that. it's been on my mind for a while.
Ron Jeremy's Lizard is on your mind?
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Old 11-08-04, 02:17 PM
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Short lizard or large iguana, it matters not.

Remember, from little acorns mighty oaks do grow.
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Old 11-08-04, 02:31 PM
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My problem's related but different: I have a problem with "the lizard" getting caught in the chain (ouch!). I've tried tucking it in my sock, but what with my pants leg and everything else in there now, there's no more room. With shorts in the summer, I throw it over my shoulder and disguise it like a Camelback tube, but for winter...any suggestions?
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Old 11-08-04, 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted by MERTON
you need to take a course in reading comprehension.
This coming from the paint chip kid...........
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Old 11-08-04, 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by MERTON
you need to take a course in reading comprehension.
No more expired candy for you!
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Old 11-08-04, 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Bokkie
Short lizard or large iguana, it matters not.

Remember, from little acorns mighty oaks do grow.
Yeah but those incredibly humongous acorns always impress people.

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Old 11-09-04, 09:34 PM
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That was George on Seinfeld...and I think it was Jerry's girlfriend who walked in on him. Also in that episode, George's new girlfriend who he hadn't seen naked yet...was parading around everybody else nude...and George didn't see it. LOL! That guy always got screwed!!!
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