They see me rolling...
 

Is that big rocket engine on the back?

I want to see him skid!

Nope, it's a small porta-potty, because when he hits the rear brake, he is going to CRAP himself!

Well, that's one way to deal with getting a flat.

Well, okay - duh! Now I see what it is....
The thing that looks like a rocket pack or porta-potty on the rear is a counter wweight.
That smart-@ss little Chinachap is riding a unicycle.

Im not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed...

I will never forget my best friends younger brother repairing a flat on his front wheel - fixing it and off we went riding

He popped a wheelie in the park and to his horror the front wheel fell off, as he had not put the nuts back on tight enough - he kept peddling for as long as possible knowing in his heart he faced the inevitable face plant ..of course being kids we laughed our asses off at his predicament :lol:

Of course - the suspense would be killing.

if he had been thinking quick enough a good hard push to tilt the bike further up and slip off the back.

i did that a few times when i was better at wheelie-ing. leaning back further to make sure i came off the back of the bike made taking the front wheel off less scary.