My beloved is normally a laid-back easy going guy who doesn't get angered easily. If you want to set him off on a rant and/or hear lots of profanity from him, just give him a bike with "lawyer lips" on the front fork dropouts and ask him to get the wheel out quickly. He'll go into a long speech about how some idiot who couldn't be bothered to learn how to use a quick release properly has totally ruined the whole point of QUICK release skewers with those @#$!!&* "lawyer lips".
He's already filed them off one of his newer bikes. Anyone else done that?