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Old 01-06-05, 11:10 PM   #1
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You know you have spend alot of time on a bike when:

1)You pedal in your dreams.
2)You feel withdrawl comeon with in 2 hours of getting off the bike.
3)You make posts like this.
4)Bikes are all you think of.
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Old 01-06-05, 11:35 PM   #2
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5) You pull up hard on the steering wheel trying to jump your car over a pot-hole.
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Old 01-06-05, 11:38 PM   #3
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-You catch yourself looking for ways to safely run reds and stops while driving your car.
-You constantly check the weather reports to see what gear you might need to ride.

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Old 01-06-05, 11:51 PM   #4
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8) You would recognize that threaded washer from a Presta valve stem anywhere.
9) You know what the difference is between Ultrasensor, Core-Tech, and Microfiber jersey materials.
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Old 01-07-05, 01:14 AM   #5
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-You catch yourself looking for ways to safely run reds and stops while driving your car.
Or you just end up running them regardless.
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Old 01-07-05, 01:33 AM   #6
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dreams of cars on bike paths, then you wake up, tell yourself your an idiot, and hop on you bike for your morning commute.
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Old 01-07-05, 01:42 AM   #7
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When you try to move your foot from the gas pedal to the brake pedal you twist your foot in order to move it.
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Old 01-07-05, 01:58 AM   #8
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When you try and shift gears by clicking various levers in your car...
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Old 01-07-05, 02:50 AM   #9
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When you attempt to slow your car by applying backpressure to the floor mat.
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Old 01-07-05, 04:20 AM   #10
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When going around corners in your car you raise your inboard foot to keep from banging your clutch or accelerator on the ground.
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Old 01-07-05, 06:45 AM   #11
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When you try to pedal the accelerator and brake in your car I'm a newbie, and already driving a car feels strange now--and a lot less fun that cycling!
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Old 01-07-05, 08:00 AM   #12
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You walk with less stride so that you can keep up your cadence.
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Old 01-07-05, 08:22 AM   #13
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You might be a cyclist if....

1. You tell a family of 5 in a crowded mall to "hold their line."

2. Your spouse says "If you buy another bike I'm going to leave you" and
you think "I guess I'm going to miss him/her."

3. You have more water bottles than you have drinking glasses.

4. You have more cycling jerseys than work shirts.

5. Your cycling jersey IS your work shirt.

6. Your legs are smoother than your wifes.

7. The nicest pair of shoes you own have cleats in the soles.

8. You have defined the 8 stages of roadkill decomposition through daily
observation.

9. You are walking along a street and you signal left.

10.You go to your local store on a bike.

11.You sulk when in cars, on hot days.

12.You sulk when in cars, on cold, windy, snowy days.

13.You get withdrawal symptoms if off the bike for more than a day.

14.When anybody mentions distance you immediately think of how long it
would take to cycle it.

15.You point at pot holes, but you are driving in your car alone.

16.While driving your car you yell at your passenger "Car back" as a
vehicle approaches from behind.

17.Your bike is worth more than your car.

18.You put more miles on your bike than your car.

19.Your hands have a strange tan that looks remarkably similar to the
pattern on your cycling gloves.

20.Weather forecasts can be broken down into 2 categories: good biking
weather, bad biking weather.

21.You put your bicycle in your car, and the value of the total package
increases by a factor of 4 (or better).

22.You find out you are going to have a child and the first thing you
think about is how you will schedule your rides to avoid divorce and
still
be a parent.

23.You spend 2X the money on cycling wear that you do work clothes.

24. You can tell your wife with a straight face that it's too hot to mow
the lawn , then bike off for a century.

25.You dream of winning the lottery and the first thing you think of is
how many/which bikes can I buy?

26.You buy a car based on whether or not a bike will fit in the
trunk/back, with the rear seat folded down.

27.You open your car window and yell out "On your left" when passing
cars on the freeway.

28.You have not one, not two, but three permanent chain ring scars on
your right calf.

29.Your bike sleeps with you in the living or bedroom.

30.You wear a heart rate monitor during sex.

31.You check out all other guys/girls legs to see if they are better
than yours.

32.Your spouse can't take it anymore and takes up cycling.

33.You wonder why a $500 bike has 24 gear ratios, while a $20,000 car or
truck only has 4.

34.You crash...and insist on getting to the bike shop to have your bike
checked out BEFORE going to the hospital.
35.You can't seem to get to work before 8:30am, but you don't have a
problem meeting your buddies at 5:30am for a ride.
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Old 01-07-05, 08:25 AM   #14
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You find it funny that your coworker has named her child after a famous bike racer ... Sammy Sanchez. I'm surprised she's even heard of him ... wow!

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Old 01-07-05, 08:32 AM   #15
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permanent helmet hair.
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Old 01-07-05, 08:57 AM   #16
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6a. Your legs are smoother than your wives.
For me...

6b. Your legs are smoother than your girlfriends.

and you spend 2x the money on cycling attire then work clothes (if you do not count all the gear I carry around)...
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Old 01-07-05, 09:02 AM   #17
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For me...

6b. Your legs are smoother than your girlfriends.

and you spend 2x the money on cycling attire then work clothes (if you do not count all the gear I carry around)...
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Old 01-07-05, 10:07 AM   #18
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Your butt starts to look like your seat.
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Old 01-07-05, 10:30 AM   #19
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When walking you look up and left to see what's behind you...just like when using your cycling rear view mirror.
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Old 01-07-05, 11:05 AM   #20
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You don't have pictures of you family on the wall. They get in the way of pictures of your bikes.

You know it's .8 miles to Steve's house, 1.2 to Debra's, 6.2 to the bike shop, etc.

You never drive your car over anything that would damage a 700c 23mm tire.

When driving the car, at the bottom of a hill you start making plans on how to get up the hill. You think you might tired at the top if you go too fast, so you slow to a more comfortable pace.

You start driving the car at the speed you ride your bike at. (really)

The car has to stay outside, the garage is full of bikes. After all, it's just a car!

It's ok to get salt on the car and leave it dirty, but not a BIKE!~

The Christmas tree is a pain........it makes it hard to set up the bike stand in the living room.

You automatically stand up or go around bumps and potholes in the dark without even seeing them. You know where they are.

You visit friends farther away, because it's a better ride.

Four hour run time is not long enough for your light any more.

Doing this becomes so easy you don't have to think about it.

You don't understand why your friends don't want to talk about rolling resistance, aerodynamics, or wattage?

You buy your house based on the garage, the door into the cellar and if you can get a bike in there.

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Old 01-07-05, 02:45 PM   #21
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Your choice in a new pair of boots is influenced by how stiff the sole is, and how the leather looks at the 'flex points'

You take your messenger bag with you when buying a new jacket, so you'll know how it feels and how far back the sleeves go when you stretch out.

You think spending the first hours of your birthday riding on a frozen lake is perfect, even though your buddy's beer freezes while he is drinking it when you take a break.
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Old 01-07-05, 03:40 PM   #22
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You think spending the first hours of your birthday riding on a frozen lake is perfect, even though your buddy's beer freezes while he is drinking it when you take a break.
I thought this was normal?
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Old 01-07-05, 04:10 PM   #23
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You can't walk without tripping, but you can execute perfectly-timed skids in heavy traffic without blinking.

You amortize the cost of your new bike entirely in train, bus, and cab fares that you didn't need in the span of two months.

Any mention of taxis elicits an internal reaction similar to the words, "the enemy."

You've ever bloodied your knuckles punching a car that got too close.

You begin making your own jewelry that contains old chain links, bike parts, etc.
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You begin making your own jewelry that contains old chain links, bike parts, etc.
I'm wearing a track chain around my neck...
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Old 01-07-05, 04:40 PM   #25
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The only way you know how to get from one end of town to another doesn't include freeways.
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