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    Senior Member Bahnzo's Avatar
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    I had the best comeback to a rude cyclist tonight.....

    Riding down a quiet street in downtown, another biker is coming towards me. We make eye contact and I give a little wave, which he answers "F-you you little beotch!".

    My reply? "I know you are but what am I?!"

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    Not sure how he took it, but I laughed my butt off.

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    Next time use pepper spray

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    Quote Originally Posted by DntWorryB.Happy View Post


    Next time use pepper spray
    He was across the road, so unless they make a shotgun pepper spray, I couldn't be sure of my aim.

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    Senior Member Retro Grouch's Avatar
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    I think that it's a shame that the jerks of the world are the people who we tend to remember.

    He probably lives a miserable life because everybody he meets is reflecting his unfriendly attitude back at him. You and I only get that from a very few people who are like him.

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    I hope this doesn't start another "waving thread" war.

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    The proper response is to chase the other cyclist down and clock him over the head with a frame pump.

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    "I love you too, man."
    I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.



    Originally Posted by bragi "However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."

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    "I'm rubber and you're glue. Anything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you."
    i was going to get a tattoo that said "HTFU" but i thought it would hurt too much

    check out my indie-alternative music blog - oneintenwords.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doohickie View Post
    "I love you too, man."
    That or laughing manically.
    Perish any man who suspects that these men either did or suffered anything unseemly.

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