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Old 09-20-12, 03:16 AM
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Just woke up from a dream where people tried to steal my bike.

So I just woke up from a crazy realistic dream where people tried to steal my bike. They were trying to do so by dismantling the parts but got thwarted by my not carrying tire levers in my saddle bag and their inability to get the tires off the rims before trying to take the rest of the wheel.

When the thieves (3 of them) saw me they ran off so I hid under a big sheet of cardboard and tried to look homeless. They came back and I went all anti-hero on them. Then I made them refill my tires and explain to me why they were trying to take my tires which is how I found out they were trying to take my bike piece by piece...
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Originally Posted by iconicflux
So I just woke up from a crazy realistic dream where people tried to steal my bike. They were trying to do so by dismantling the parts but got thwarted by my not carrying tire levers in my saddle bag and their inability to get the tires off the rims before trying to take the rest of the wheel.

When the thieves (3 of them) saw me they ran off so I hid under a big sheet of cardboard and tried to look homeless. They came back and I went all anti-hero on them. Then I made them refill my tires and explain to me why they were trying to take my tires which is how I found out they were trying to take my bike piece by piece...
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Ok I interpret dreams but not for free. Send me $19.95, a special introduction offer and I will tell you if you just eat too much before you went to bed or if your dream means something. If you will act right now I will include my special DVD on how to dream of beautiful naked women riding on your bike. The DVD is not available in stores but you get it absolute free just pay extra shipping and handling.


Disclaimer: I cannot be held responsible for wives demanding to know why you have such a big smile while you are sleeping.

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