Man falls of Segway, injures knee.
Erm, I've taken *much* worse spills; on my bike, when studiying martial arts, when playing a friendly game of volleyball on the tarmac. Most everyone in here has likely eaten pavement much harder than this git, and I'll lay odds that he'll file suit against the Segway corporation for his "grievous, debilitating injury"
I mean, the *hospital*? For falling off a *scooter*?