Sorry, I had to do it.
Sorry, I had to do it.
One amazing tool.
Not exactly sure but you have to sing
This little piggy went to market;
This little piggy stayed at home;
This little piggy had roast beef;
And this little piggy had none;
This little piggy said, "Wee, wee, wee! all the way home!"
You have to. It's the rules!
I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind. - Ed Rooney
It's not that I'm lazy. I'm just highly motivated to RELAX!!
I 2nd that, you can even use it to sand down those pesky callousesOriginally Posted by powers2b
Take a long shower or bath. It will soften 'em right up.
Then chew them off.Originally Posted by late
Best served with a soft aged cheese and a sweet white wine.
Use one of these:
Sounds like a troll to me
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Don't cut 'em. They'll curl under eventually.
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Which is more lame--that you started this thread or that I read it?
Dead last finish is better than did not finish and infinitely better than did not start.
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The rider in my avatar is David Etxebarria, not me.
Originally Posted by Blackberry
I should apologize, I'm the lamest for checking back. Now if you are reading this.......
Best served moist with a little toe jam. *PUKE*Originally Posted by powers2b
Actually in all seriousness, do not cut them at the edges, otherwise the nail might grow into the edges of the skin.
Damn busted againOriginally Posted by Ebbtide
I'm I have no toes!
One good thing about having no toes!
I prefer straight across. Slight BUFFING, and a lovely little bit of parafin dip. Then the toes and I go out for UNI and SAKI.
You have hairy toes..... and you better hope there are no foot pervs on this forum.. your feet will be all over the foot porn sites LOL...
For the record feet kinda gross me out :-)
Haha, nothin like a good laugh at 2amOriginally Posted by Dougmt
1. Rip them off
2. Replace with CF toenails
Well, if you see blood, it's too short.
Imagine going to a podiatrist and being told you have "claw toes." Yeah, that's right. Friggin' claw toes. Medical term. I've got long, long toes that bend towards the ground. Toenails are a nightmare. I count on ingrown nails and bruising whenever I go hiking.
<---serious hammer time in his shoes.