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    Senior Member Ebbtide's Avatar
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    How should I cut my toe nails?

    Sorry, I had to do it.

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    Dremel.
    One amazing tool.

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    Name's Ash ...housewares Doctor Morbius's Avatar
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    Not exactly sure but you have to sing

    This little piggy went to market;
    This little piggy stayed at home;
    This little piggy had roast beef;
    And this little piggy had none;
    This little piggy said, "Wee, wee, wee! all the way home!"

    You have to. It's the rules!
    I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind. - Ed Rooney


    It's not that I'm lazy. I'm just highly motivated to RELAX!!

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    Hatchet.

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    Center of the Universe ngateguy's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by powers2b
    Dremel.
    One amazing tool.
    I 2nd that, you can even use it to sand down those pesky callouses
    Matthew 6

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    Take a long shower or bath. It will soften 'em right up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by late
    Take a long shower or bath. It will soften 'em right up.
    Then chew them off.
    Best served with a soft aged cheese and a sweet white wine.
    Enjoy

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    Rider in the Storm
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    Use one of these:

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    Site ***** HaagenDas's Avatar
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    Sounds like a troll to me
    School years were the best days of my life. I used to get caned by middle aged women wearing high heels, stocking and glasses. Now I have to pay for it.

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    Don't cut 'em. They'll curl under eventually.
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    In Memory of One Cool Cat Blackberry's Avatar
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    Which is more lame--that you started this thread or that I read it?
    Dead last finish is better than did not finish and infinitely better than did not start.

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    Park Cable Cutters after drinking a case of Bud.
    The rider in my avatar is David Etxebarria, not me.

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    Eschew Obfuscation! enduro's Avatar
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    The V-8 powered chainsaw has finally found its use...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackberry
    Which is more lame--that you started this thread or that I read it?

    I should apologize, I'm the lamest for checking back. Now if you are reading this.......

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    2-Cyl, 1/2 HP @ 90 RPM slvoid's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by powers2b
    Then chew them off.
    Best served with a soft aged cheese and a sweet white wine.
    Enjoy
    Best served moist with a little toe jam. *PUKE*

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    2-Cyl, 1/2 HP @ 90 RPM slvoid's Avatar
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    Actually in all seriousness, do not cut them at the edges, otherwise the nail might grow into the edges of the skin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ebbtide
    I should apologize, I'm the lamest for checking back. Now if you are reading this.......
    Damn busted again
    Matthew 6

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    I'm I have no toes!
    One good thing about having no toes!
    Hehe!
    J/k
    Straight across!

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    I prefer straight across. Slight BUFFING, and a lovely little bit of parafin dip. Then the toes and I go out for UNI and SAKI.

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    You have hairy toes..... and you better hope there are no foot pervs on this forum.. your feet will be all over the foot porn sites LOL...
    For the record feet kinda gross me out :-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dougmt
    You have hairy toes..... and you better hope there are no foot pervs on this forum.. your feet will be all over the foot porn sites LOL...
    For the record feet kinda gross me out :-)
    D
    Haha, nothin like a good laugh at 2am

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    I drink your MILKSHAKE Raiyn's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by powers2b
    Dremel.
    One amazing tool.
    Totally agree, use the cutoff wheel for best results

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    1. Rip them off
    2. Replace with CF toenails

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    Imagine going to a podiatrist and being told you have "claw toes." Yeah, that's right. Friggin' claw toes. Medical term. I've got long, long toes that bend towards the ground. Toenails are a nightmare. I count on ingrown nails and bruising whenever I go hiking.

    <---serious hammer time in his shoes.

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