A lawyer in Springfield, MO is running a radio advert that says,
"If you get stopped for drunk driving... DO NOT submit to a roadside sobriety test. DO NOT submit to a breathelizer test. Call me immediately."
As a cyclist who has to share the road with motorists (drunk or not) this scares the chain grease out of me. I want all drunk drivers removed from the road permanantly! The last thing America needs is a dirtbag attorney who specializes in helping drunk drivers avoid punishment. If there is any justice in the universe this scumbag will get killed by a drunk driver (preferably one of his own customers).