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trekkie820 04-12-05 05:41 AM

Jersey ground my nipples flat
 
I was looking over myself this morning, because I had some pain in the nipple area. The ride I went on saturday I wore a jersey, and it must have ground the tips of my nipples down so that they both are flat! :eek:

James H Haury 04-12-05 05:45 AM

Ouch was this a mesh jersey ? Next time cover them with band aids.

schwinnbikelove 04-12-05 05:46 AM

You are so completely nuts. Perhaps they've been 'rubbed raw', but 'ground off?' You've got to be kidding me! :eek:

trekkie820 04-12-05 05:46 AM

Lycra, and thats a good idea

jeff-o 04-12-05 05:52 AM

Wear those little star pasties like Janet Jackson.

Grasschopper 04-12-05 06:12 AM

That title sure is a grabber. Next time try the above mentioned or perhapse some Vasalene.

Love that title. :D

Mockpo 04-12-05 07:06 AM

Yeah, that title is deceiving. I thought you meant New Jersey! I'd have to stay the hell out of that state. :D

khackney 04-12-05 07:39 AM

Those little round band-aids that you use for shaving nicks work like a charm. Also, udder butter works if you apply a little before you leave.

Laggard 04-12-05 08:26 AM

I raced with a guy who got his nipple half torn off in a crash. The jersey's zipper caught on it. Ouch!

Rowan 04-12-05 09:01 AM

Either headwind or you were going *really* fast.

Good luck in finding a solution.

PS: It's ok for most women... they wear bras... well, I suppose you could get one...

kf5nd 04-12-05 09:03 AM

Mansierre, right?

I've watched ultramarathoners (50 mile run) streaming blood from chafed nipples. You'd think they'd remember to tape themselves up. Maybe they like the feeling...

Grasschopper 04-12-05 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by kf5nd
Mansierre, right?

IT'S A BRO! :D

SpiderMike 04-12-05 10:32 AM

One of my brother's surf buddies had one of his nipples cut off due to the surfwax on his board. And a rashgaurd is like a jersey, just no zipper. I think I am going to invest in some duct tape.

DCCommuter 04-12-05 10:43 AM

Sounds like a wardrobe malfunction.

Mueslix 04-12-05 10:53 AM

I think the raw nipple stuff is purely a man thing.

dbg 04-12-05 11:19 AM

Band-aid cover was always standard on my marathon runs (the old days). If it was cool and rainy I would also coat rubbing areas (inside thighs, etc) with vaseline. But I never figured out how to keep my middle toe nails from turning black and falling off. No amount of vaseline ever seemed to help there.

BostonFixed 04-12-05 11:37 AM

You should see marathones' nipples at the end of a race. :eek:

Roody 04-12-05 11:48 AM

I thought you meant New Jersey.

foehn 04-12-05 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trekkie820
I was looking over myself this morning, because I had some pain in the nipple area. The ride I went on saturday I wore a jersey, and it must have ground the tips of my nipples down so that they both are flat! :eek:

Pinch 'em a little and they'll perk right back up. They're probably hiding cuz they got hurt the day before.

You can use Ice for the same effect, didn't you know that? And you do realize that is the conditions of most nipples--"flacid?"


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