Advertise on Bikeforums.net



User Tag List

Results 1 to 17 of 17
  1. #1
    Sheik Yerbouti voldemort's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    in the state of Confusion, formerly from state of Denial
    My Bikes
    2006 Trek Pilot 2.1, Jamis Sputnik 2009
    Posts
    706
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Ode to a Poor Decision

    67 hard miles down, 13 to go. Oh look, outdoor seating, beer signs, overlooking the scenic(?) Fox River.

    Heat prostration. Hesitation, then excitation. Resuscitation! Fermentation libation! Medication? AHH...Relaxation.

    Observation, then realization. What in tarnation? From deprivation to inebriation? Odd sensation. No motivation. An aberration?

    Onward to my destination, carefully (to avoid castration)

    Salutation (s)
    Suzy Creamcheese, what's got into you?

  2. #2
    Geosynchronous Falconeer recursive's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    Sacramento, CA
    My Bikes
    2006 Raleigh Rush Hour, Campy Habanero Team Ti, Soma Double Cross
    Posts
    6,312
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Why the fixation with rhyming?
    Bring the pain.

  3. #3
    META Severian's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    Madison, WI
    My Bikes
    Gary Fisher Aquila (retired), Specialized Allez Sport (in parts), Cannondale R500, HP Velotechnic Street Machine, Dented Blue Fixed Gear (retired), Seven Tsunami SSFG, Specialized Stumpjumper Comp Hardtail (alloy version)
    Posts
    945
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Bravo!

  4. #4
    Senior Member John Wilke's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Milwaukee
    Posts
    3,917
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Was it desperation or preparation that led to that situation?

    Non-the-less, a proclamation of exclamation to your cultivation of imagination!


    PelotonStar.Com. . . Your source of Midwest cycling news!

    Peloton-Pix.Com . . . Your source of Midwest racing photos! *SALE THRU MAY 2*
    Peloton Tees . . . Cool cycling swag.

  5. #5
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    Here in NE Ohio
    My Bikes
    Serotta Fierte
    Posts
    760
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    alleviation of your prostration via imbibation (I made up that last word)

    I laughed.

  6. #6
    Senior Member SmokinMiles's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Location
    North Aurora, IL
    Posts
    677
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by voldemort View Post
    67 hard miles down, 13 to go. Oh look, outdoor seating, beer signs, overlooking the scenic(?) Fox River.

    Heat prostration. Hesitation, then excitation. Resuscitation! Fermentation libation! Medication? AHH...Relaxation.

    Observation, then realization. What in tarnation? From deprivation to inebriation? Odd sensation. No motivation. An aberration?

    Onward to my destination, carefully (to avoid castration)

    Salutation (s)
    I was wondering what you've been up to lately.....now I have all the information about your situation! Rambling on Sunday, perhaps?

  7. #7
    3 seconds ColorChange's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    Chicago, NW burbs
    Posts
    2,936
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    You know you should go in and have that checked. Just sayin.

  8. #8
    Pokes On Spokes JPradun's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Madison, WI
    My Bikes
    Pedal Force ZX3
    Posts
    825
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by recursive View Post
    Why the fixation with rhyming?
    WHOOOOSH is the sound of this post going over your head.

    Try again, Tom
    The quest for success: Collegiate Nationals:
    http://iliveonnitro.blogspot.com
    (Updated daily 3/26-4/4-: North Carolina training camp)

  9. #9
    Up on the Down Side CyLowe97's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Chicago(ish)
    My Bikes
    '05 Felt F65, '97 GT Karakoram
    Posts
    6,325
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    It's as if you just checked in to see what condition your condtion was in.

    Or it was like conjunction junction and you were hooking up words phrases and clauses.

  10. #10
    Geosynchronous Falconeer recursive's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    Sacramento, CA
    My Bikes
    2006 Raleigh Rush Hour, Campy Habanero Team Ti, Soma Double Cross
    Posts
    6,312
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by JPradun View Post
    WHOOOOSH is the sound of this post going over your head.

    Try again, Tom
    To my frustration, despite my contemplation of the original quotation, I have been unable to gain any additional illumination.

    Perhaps my *********** prevents information revelations.

    In desperation, I continue to follow the rhyme formation.
    Bring the pain.

  11. #11
    Up on the Down Side CyLowe97's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Chicago(ish)
    My Bikes
    '05 Felt F65, '97 GT Karakoram
    Posts
    6,325
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Voldemort should be shunned for this thread.

  12. #12
    Pokes On Spokes JPradun's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Madison, WI
    My Bikes
    Pedal Force ZX3
    Posts
    825
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by recursive View Post
    To my frustration, despite my contemplation of the original quotation, I have been unable to gain any additional illumination.

    Perhaps my *********** prevents information revelations.

    In desperation, I continue to follow the rhyme formation.
    Much better
    The quest for success: Collegiate Nationals:
    http://iliveonnitro.blogspot.com
    (Updated daily 3/26-4/4-: North Carolina training camp)

  13. #13
    Senior Member John Wilke's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Milwaukee
    Posts
    3,917
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by recursive View Post
    to my frustration, despite my contemplation of the original quotation, i have been unable to gain any additional illumination.

    Perhaps my *********** prevents information revelations.

    In desperation, i continue to follow the rhyme formation.
    +1

    PelotonStar.Com. . . Your source of Midwest cycling news!

    Peloton-Pix.Com . . . Your source of Midwest racing photos! *SALE THRU MAY 2*
    Peloton Tees . . . Cool cycling swag.

  14. #14
    Sheik Yerbouti voldemort's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    in the state of Confusion, formerly from state of Denial
    My Bikes
    2006 Trek Pilot 2.1, Jamis Sputnik 2009
    Posts
    706
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by SmokinMiles View Post
    I was wondering what you've been up to lately.....now I have all the information about your situation! Rambling on Sunday, perhaps?
    Lord, I was born a ramblin' man. (Allman Brothers Band)

    I've got ramblin' on my mind. (Marshall Tucker Band)
    Suzy Creamcheese, what's got into you?

  15. #15
    Senior Member SmokinMiles's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Location
    North Aurora, IL
    Posts
    677
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by voldemort View Post
    Lord, I was born a ramblin' man. (Allman Brothers Band)

    I've got ramblin' on my mind. (Marshall Tucker Band)
    This is good Ramblination information.



    PS...are you drinking again?

  16. #16
    Member
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Posts
    25
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Broken Oar? Kiefs Reef?

  17. #17
    grilled cheesus aham23's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    8675309
    My Bikes
    2010 CAAD9 Custom, 06 Giant TCR C2 & 05 Specialized Hardrock Sport
    Posts
    6,933
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    At home.
    Drawing pictures.
    Of mountain tops.
    With him on top.
    Lemon yellow sun.
    Arms raised in a V.
    Dead lay in pools of maroon below
    .

    later.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •