Okay, I currently only have 1 bike: http://klassickona.com/oldgold/2006/smoke.htm.
It is a rather nice bike (save for the freaking short chainstays), but I think that something with 700c wheels and a bit higher gearing would suit my needs more. Only thing is, there are a bunch of bikes that fit that profile!
I ride on pavement, grass, and whatever surface that I encounter between me and my destination. Hills aren't a major factor for now, but as my fitness level improves, they will be.
I know I don't want a suspended fork, but am on the fence about disc brakes.