Originally Posted by Wanderer
I thought this kind of stuff was reserved for dirty old men!
There were these three nuns who died in a car crash, see... -And they all went to heaven together, where they met St. Peter o/s the entrance gates...
"Sisters", he said, "I know you've all been good women who deserve to enter, but nevertheless I have to follow the rules and ask you all a question first before you're allowed to go in. But don't worry, they'll be easy ones..."
So he asks the first Sister: *What were the names of the first human beings?"
"That's easy, she said, "Adam and Eve..."
"Sister, you're in!" says St. Pete...
Second Sister he asks: "Where did they live, Sister?"
"Easy", she says, "-in the Garden of Eden..."
"Right!", says St. Pete again, "... you're in too, Sister!"
But then St. Peter notices the third nun is a Mother Superior, so he says "I'll have to make it a bit tougher for you, Sister. -Tell me, what did Eve say to Adam when she first saw him?"
And the third Sister replies, "Oh my, that is a hard one!"
"Very good Sister, you're in!" says St. Pete...
(I think she was talking about Brook's saddles?)