Well, what's to say after being introduced with "the truth" being told about me? (See the April Fools post on the General Discussion Board.) I am a novice cyclist, planning on buying my first road bike in the near future. Currently on a comfort bike and finding it anything but comfortable. I am a nurse, about to graduate with a master's degree (if all goes well and the thesis committee sees fit to give their approval), a mom and a wife. My husband has been riding for about a year and is in the best shape since we were dating (15 years ago!). I am looking forward to cycling as a form of exercise, travel, and a family activity. Our son is 9 going on 10 and said of his first 10 mile organized ride, when passed by someone in a US Postal jersey: "I just wanna say three words to US Postal. On your left!" So I need to get up to speed in order to keep up with these two guys.
Off to go read more threads.