Fat Georgian, fast green
Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear, and if I do its usually a low rise bikini or something like that. (alright, enough quoting bill murray) my name is Mark, I live in the 'burbs of Atlanta. I just completed BRAG (bike ride across georgia) 2003, it was 360 miles in 7 days. I know, nothing to most of you hammerheads, but to me it was a total blast. The ride was flat to rolling and I averaged 15 MPH. After that I decided to ride my first century. Just completed that too, also flat. Tomorrow I ride out on the public roads around here to lay down 45 miles of hills out to the inlaws house, if I am feeling froggy, I will ride back. I am 36 YO, 270 lbs., married to a great lady with the best son on the planet (don't bother arguing, I am convinced). I ride the Silver comet trail as often as is possible. I designed my own jersey (a commuter jersey). It is SUPER BRIGHT neon green, from TREK, and I had it screen printed on the back "SHARE THE ROAD IT'S THE LAW". Since then I have not been honked at once. I used to use Italian gestures for honking. I sell the jerseys for 60.00 USD. I am a cat lover (it's legal down here in Georgia). I'M KIDDING, it's not really legal, rofl, I own cats. I had my nose taken off by a dog, so dogs and me don't really get along. Anything else you want to know, send your questions and a small donation (I have my own religion, the church of the nudist agnostic, we don't know if there is a God, but we like looking at his designs).