I'm a life-long bike nut.....I'm also a high school English teacher raising 6 yr-old twins....
I was a category 2 road racer for three years in the seventies.
My bikes are:
2005 Cannondale R5000 road
1986 Basso Gap(Super Record)
1986 Schwinn Voyager SP
1975 Schwinn Paramount Track bike (call it a fixie,and you die!)
1974 Raleigh RRA road