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Old 01-26-14, 01:19 PM   #1
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bono got his comeuppens.

The band U2 were playing a gig in the O2 arena in dublin,when BONO appeared on stage he walked down a ramp slowly clapping his hands about every 3 seconds.
he then said .do you know people everytime i clap my hands a child in Africa dies.

some dublin wagg in the audence shouted back
Well stop clapping your fookin hands.
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Old 02-04-14, 07:10 PM   #2
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Is that true, or is that an Urban Legend?
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Old 02-04-14, 08:16 PM   #3
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Is he that big of a whiner? I'm sure they're spending millions on helping people around the world but nobody likes a Debbie downer throwing guilt trips at people
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Old 05-13-14, 08:33 PM   #4
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It's not even Urban Legend, just a joke.

How did the duck shock people?
With his electric bill!
"be careful this rando stuff is addictive and dan's the 'pusher'."
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