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Old 02-28-14, 09:46 AM   #1
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Canada, The Only Place You’ll See Something Like This…

http://themetapicture.com/canada-the...ing-like-this/
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Old 02-28-14, 10:19 AM   #2
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And only Canadians can laugh at themselves........
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Old 02-28-14, 08:45 PM   #3
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I do like our friends in the frozen north, for their sense of humor. That and Fudgeeo Cookies.
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Old 03-07-14, 03:10 AM   #4
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I do like our friends in the frozen north, for their sense of humor. That and Fudgeeo Cookies.
Humor is always good. It makes things light, positive and happy if done in good taste. I also appreciate a good laugh.
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Old 04-17-14, 04:29 PM   #5
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Maybe, but I hear us Canadians are the source of all evil.

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Having dated a Canadian & been to Canada, i can confirm all of this. The border with canada is something like this: US side, grey dreary, sad. Canadian side, bright, rainbows, moose, sugar maple forests, and tim hortons.

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The snow part seems really familiar, it's kinda the same thing here in Estonia.
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I do like our friends in the frozen north, for their sense of humor. That and Fudgeeo Cookies.
Don't forget the Cheezies and Coffee Crisps.
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Don't forget the Cheezies and Coffee Crisps.
And the duct tape. . . .
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Don't forget the Cheezies and Coffee Crisps.
And Smarties, and Shreddies, and Kinder eggs.
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Canadian police chase.
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oh yeah, us canadians tend to apologize if we bump into someone, even if it wasn't our fault.

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Old 07-08-15, 10:48 PM   #14
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And the duct tape. . . .
I was cleaning the car the other day and realized I was carrying duct tape, a shovel, and an axe...
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and Smarties. I recall one time I was on a road trip and stopped in a mcdonalds in North Dakota, and ordered a mcflurry, and the lady asked me what kind of topping, and I said Smarties. She looked at me strangely because she have never heard of smarties. I had to change to M and M.

I've had someone say that I am very british because I was brought up to be polite. So i guess thats a canadian thing to be polite..

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Canadian police chase.
priceless!
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oh yeah, us canadians tend to apologize if we bump into someone, even if it wasn't our fault.

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I explained this to my wife and then demonstrated it while we were out by gently bumping into people... she thought it was hilarious.
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That was so polite they deleted all the pictures after the second to get to the point and save our time, you realize. I thought that was nice of them.
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oh yeah, us canadians tend to apologize if we bump into someone, even if it wasn't our fault.

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We are sorry for apologizing.
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Old 01-26-16, 01:27 PM   #20
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And only Canadians can laugh at themselves........
Not true. I laugh at them all the time.
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We are sorry for apologizing.
Just stop bumping into us Americans. We kind of have a thing about our personal space.
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Old 01-26-16, 01:42 PM   #22
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oh yeah, us canadians tend to apologize if we bump into someone, even if it wasn't our fault.
I'm an American and I do this, too. But then my parents were immigrants from Europe. Please don't tell Trump.
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Been to Canada a few times and must say; it's a great place.
From my last visit; Canadian Hotel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acOW...aIoDLA&index=5
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I happen to be a Canadian and living in Ottawa. I find this thread quite amusing.
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Just stop bumping into us Americans. We kind of have a thing about our personal space.
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