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    Bacon-wrapped Member ahsposo's Avatar
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    The Question and Answer Thread

    Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?


    A: A nervous wreck.
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    ...ixnay on the exsay alktay.

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    Q: What's the difference between a pie and a tart.

    A: Tarts are topless.

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    Bacon-wrapped Member ahsposo's Avatar
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    Q: Where can you go to find a good lawyer?

    A: The cemetery.
    Quote Originally Posted by 3alarmer View Post
    ...ixnay on the exsay alktay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skijor View Post
    Q: What's the difference between a pie and a tart.

    A: Tarts are topless.
    That reminds me, I know this young couple that are a good match - he's kind of sweet and she's a little tart.

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    Q: What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?

    A: Kurt and Rod.

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    What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in a pool? Bob.
    ...in a pile of leaves? Russell.
    ...in a museum? Art

    What do you call a woman who has one leg longer than the other? Eileen.

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    Q. What do you call a dog with no legs?

    A. Doesn't matter his not coming anyway!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Photokid1970 View Post
    What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in a pool? Bob.
    ...in a pile of leaves? Russell.
    ...in a muse? Art.
    What you call a man with no arms or legs in a ditch? Phil. ......at your door? Matt.

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