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Old 04-06-14, 12:14 PM   #1
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Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?


A: A nervous wreck.
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Q: What's the difference between a pie and a tart.

A: Tarts are topless.
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Q: Where can you go to find a good lawyer?

A: The cemetery.
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Q: What's the difference between a pie and a tart.

A: Tarts are topless.
That reminds me, I know this young couple that are a good match - he's kind of sweet and she's a little tart.
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Q: What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?

A: Kurt and Rod.
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in a pool? Bob.
...in a pile of leaves? Russell.
...in a museum? Art

What do you call a woman who has one leg longer than the other? Eileen.
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Q. What do you call a dog with no legs?

A. Doesn't matter his not coming anyway!
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in a pool? Bob.
...in a pile of leaves? Russell.
...in a muse? Art.
What you call a man with no arms or legs in a ditch? Phil. ......at your door? Matt.
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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?... Dam!
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What do you call a woman who has one leg longer than the other? Eileen.
What do you call an asian woman who has one leg longer than the other? Irene.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef

What do you call a cow with four legs? Ground beef

What do you call a bull pleasuring himself? Beef stroganoff

What's a metaphor? For cows to graze in
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What do you call an asian woman who has one leg longer than the other? Irene.
..and where does she work? Ihop.

(Thanks to my wife for adding that last one when I read her this post.)
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