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    Blonde Jokes

    A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver. "Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?"


    The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here! I almost had an accident. I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"


    Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer replied, "Ma'am...that's your air freshener."
    Quote Originally Posted by toddles View Post
    If I gotta look up words, it's not worth my time.

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    A blonde woman was driving down the road, and saw another blonde woman attempting to row a boat in the middle of a dry field.
    The blonde driver stops her car, gets out and surveys the situation for a several minutes, then begins chastising the blonde woman rower for giving other blonde women a bad reputation, with her finally saying, "Please don't make me swim out there, and show you how to row a boat correctly".

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    Two blondes were walking along when one of them looked down and said "Hey look! Bear tracks!". The other one looked and said "No, they're deer tracks!". They were still arguing when the train hit them.

    A blonde was pulled over by a blonde police officer. The officer asked her for her license so the driver proceeded to search in her purse. Upon not finding anything, the driver asked, "What does it look like?" to which the officer responded that it was a small rectangle with the driver's picture on it. The driver continued to root around in her purse and finally said "Here it is!" and handed it to the officer. The officer took one look at it and said "Why didn't you tell me you were a cop! You're free to go!" and handed the mirror back to the driver.

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    Q: What do you call a blonde holding her breath?

    A: Increasing brain capacity.
    Quote Originally Posted by toddles View Post
    If I gotta look up words, it's not worth my time.

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    a blonde was taking the SAT. She sat for 4 hours and turned in her sheet, asking, did I do good?
    5/20

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    I remember those poor blondes that died at the drive in movie theater. They went to see " closed for winter ".
    B group for life!!

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    Q: What do you call a smart blonde?


    A: A golden retriever.
    Quote Originally Posted by toddles View Post
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    What is the mating call of the Blond?

    I'm Soooo drunk.
    Perish any man who suspects that these men either did or suffered anything unseemly.

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