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    Nerd Jokes

    There are 10 kinds of people that understand the binary system.

    Those that do and those that don't.
    You can further the brotherhood of man by eliminating class.
    You can lift the wage earner up by equalizing earnings.
    You can bring about prosperity by overturning the holders of power.
    You can strengthen the weak by eating the the strong.
    You can help the poor by destroying the rich.

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    Two engineering students, Bob and Ed, are riding their bikes. Bob says to Ed, "That's a nice bike; is it new?" Ed replies, "Well, that's an interesting story. I was walking on campus the other day, and a beautiful woman rides up to me, gets off her bike and puts it on down, takes off all of her clothes and throws them down, and says 'Take what you want.'" Bob says to Ed, "Good choice; the clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway."

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    There are a total of 11 people who understood this joke. Me, you and some guy from IT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BILL SCHMIDT View Post
    There are a total of 11 people who understood this joke. Me, you and some guy from IT.
    I bet there were at least 100 folks that understood it. Add me.

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    Excellent....but 14 out of 20 cannot wrap their heads around base 5 mathematics....which is 330 percent!




    (Previous statement was written in base 5)

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    Quote Originally Posted by BILL SCHMIDT View Post
    There are a total of 11 people who understood this joke. Me, you and some guy from IT.
    Excellent....but 14 out of 20 cannot wrap their heads around base 5 mathematics....which is 330 percent!








    (Previous statement was written in base 5)

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