Visiting my mother in San Francisco's Mission district today, she pointed out a big white Hummer H2 that had been parked in the alley she lives on for two days. Upon inspection, we found that the two tires facing the sidewalk were flat, I guess deliberately cut, and one of the windows on that side had been smashed out.
When mom told me she thought someone must have been jealous of the car or owner, I thought back to the BF and told her that it probably wasn't jealousy that caused this but anger at the owner for having such a waste of space vehicle. Either that or it was stolen and abandoned there seeing as the owner didn't retrieve their broken Bummer.
+1 for not owning a broke weinermobile!