My bike club email list had a funny email on it today I thought I'd share

Press release.

There was a break in at the landfill last night; it appears an escape was made on a mountain bike? Leniency will be granted for voluntarily returning the safe. Only experienced riders that have ridden with multiple 12 packs could accomplish this.
Apparently the person some how stole a safe and took it away on their mountain bike. I'm just imaging some guy with an old kiddie trailer pulling a big safe behind him and laughing.