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Old 03-13-08, 03:50 PM   #1
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How Can We Make The War In Iraq More Eco-Friendly?

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Old 03-13-08, 05:47 PM   #2
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how about ending it?
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Old 03-14-08, 12:26 AM   #3
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wind powered electrical testicle shockers.
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Old 03-14-08, 12:37 AM   #4
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Funny.

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Old 03-14-08, 05:08 AM   #5
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All troops should be issued with solar powered night vision goggles.
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Old 03-14-08, 07:44 AM   #6
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Replace all the M16s with spud guns. Or more morbidly, they could plant a tree as a marker at the site of every persons' death on the streets. Baghdad would be a parkland in a few short years.
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Old 03-14-08, 08:56 AM   #7
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how 'bout we just send the commander and chief over there for awhile? he destroyed this country in eight years, i'm sure he can do iraq in a few months...
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Old 03-14-08, 09:23 AM   #8
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Some people need a sense of humor.
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"green funerals" for those killed. Or- They could also make an awesome compost pile out of them.
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hey, c'mon, bush is a joke...
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Thanks. I needed that. Even the thread title made me laugh.

Maybe if we just remove all that nasty oil stuff from Iraq, that will clean things up for them.
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Old 03-15-08, 11:59 AM   #12
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<----my avatar. Human powered mobile machine gun platform.

If they really MUST use their internal combustion engines, then make biodiesel for them out of prisoner fat.

Solar-powered night-vision goggles... LOL!
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How about that bicycle terrorist in NYC? Al Qaideh in spandex? Tour de Fallujah?
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I thought the video was totally sick, but also hilarious.
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Well since this is an absurd thread, I'll give an absurd answer; we nuke the ENTIRE middle east. No more oil, no more gas, no more CO2. Probably take care of that terrorist nusiance as well.
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Well since this is an absurd thread, I'll give an absurd answer; we nuke the ENTIRE middle east. No more oil, no more gas, no more CO2. Probably take care of that terrorist nusiance as well.
Randy Newman beat you to it. By about 35 years.

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No one likes us-I don't know why
We may not be perfect, but heaven knows we try
But all around, even our old friends put us down
Let's drop the big one and see what happens

We give them money-but are they grateful?
No, they're spiteful and they're hateful
They don't respect us-so let's surprise them
We'll drop the big one and pulverize them

Asia's crowded and Europe's too old
Africa is far too hot
And Canada's too cold
And South America stole our name
Let's drop the big one
There'll be no one left to blame us

We'll save Australia
Don't wanna hurt no kangaroo
We'll build an All American amusement park there
They got surfin', too

Boom goes London and boom Paris
More room for you and more room for me
And every city the whole world round
Will just be another American town
Oh, how peaceful it will be
We'll set everybody free
You'll wear a Japanese kimono
And there'll be Italian shoes for me

They all hate us anyhow
So let's drop the big one now
Let's drop the big one now


Sometimes I think that Bush must have listened to it while he was Coked of out his mind and thought that Randy Newman was serious...
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Well since this is an absurd thread, I'll give an absurd answer; we nuke the ENTIRE middle east. No more oil, no more gas, no more CO2. Probably take care of that terrorist nusiance as well.
It's not absurd it was suppose to be a joke thread to brighten the mood. On the other hand your post is absurd.
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