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    How Can We Make The War In Iraq More Eco-Friendly?

    I see hills.... Bring them on!!!
    Stay calm and bring a towel.

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    how about ending it?

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    wind powered electrical testicle shockers.

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    Funny.

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    All troops should be issued with solar powered night vision goggles.

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    Replace all the M16s with spud guns. Or more morbidly, they could plant a tree as a marker at the site of every persons' death on the streets. Baghdad would be a parkland in a few short years.

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    how 'bout we just send the commander and chief over there for awhile? he destroyed this country in eight years, i'm sure he can do iraq in a few months...

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    Some people need a sense of humor.
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    "green funerals" for those killed. Or- They could also make an awesome compost pile out of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UmneyDurak View Post
    Some people need a sense of humor.
    hey, c'mon, bush is a joke...

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    Thanks. I needed that. Even the thread title made me laugh.

    Maybe if we just remove all that nasty oil stuff from Iraq, that will clean things up for them.
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    <----my avatar. Human powered mobile machine *** platform.

    If they really MUST use their internal combustion engines, then make biodiesel for them out of prisoner fat.

    Solar-powered night-vision goggles... LOL!

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    How about that bicycle terrorist in NYC? Al Qaideh in spandex? Tour de Fallujah?


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    I thought the video was totally sick, but also hilarious.
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    Well since this is an absurd thread, I'll give an absurd answer; we nuke the ENTIRE middle east. No more oil, no more gas, no more CO2. Probably take care of that terrorist nusiance as well.
    Not too much to say here

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    Quote Originally Posted by maddyfish View Post
    Well since this is an absurd thread, I'll give an absurd answer; we nuke the ENTIRE middle east. No more oil, no more gas, no more CO2. Probably take care of that terrorist nusiance as well.
    Randy Newman beat you to it. By about 35 years.

    Political Science

    No one likes us-I don't know why
    We may not be perfect, but heaven knows we try
    But all around, even our old friends put us down
    Let's drop the big one and see what happens

    We give them money-but are they grateful?
    No, they're spiteful and they're hateful
    They don't respect us-so let's surprise them
    We'll drop the big one and pulverize them

    Asia's crowded and Europe's too old
    Africa is far too hot
    And Canada's too cold
    And South America stole our name
    Let's drop the big one
    There'll be no one left to blame us

    We'll save Australia
    Don't wanna hurt no kangaroo
    We'll build an All American amusement park there
    They got surfin', too

    Boom goes London and boom Paris
    More room for you and more room for me
    And every city the whole world round
    Will just be another American town
    Oh, how peaceful it will be
    We'll set everybody free
    You'll wear a Japanese kimono
    And there'll be Italian shoes for me

    They all hate us anyhow
    So let's drop the big one now
    Let's drop the big one now


    Sometimes I think that Bush must have listened to it while he was Coked of out his mind and thought that Randy Newman was serious...
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    Quote Originally Posted by maddyfish View Post
    Well since this is an absurd thread, I'll give an absurd answer; we nuke the ENTIRE middle east. No more oil, no more gas, no more CO2. Probably take care of that terrorist nusiance as well.
    It's not absurd it was suppose to be a joke thread to brighten the mood. On the other hand your post is absurd.
    I see hills.... Bring them on!!!
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