Just got a bike from goodwill to save on gas money. I spent $5 bucks on it and it is a beauty, which is my problem. I don't have time for it to get stolen and I live in a high-theft area. So I'll lock it carefully and replace quick releases and such with bolts.
Users here have commented numerously that ugly bikes (seem to) get stolen less.
What are some good ways to uglify this thing real fast, real cheaply? Bonus points if it's fun.
Thanks and nice to find you all here on these forums.