My Honda Accord has been sitting in my driveway so long it has cobwebs on it. Really, it does.
My wife told me today I need to go and put gas in it and have it washed and get the oil changed.
I'm used to running most errands with my bike. However, I don't think this is one that will work, even if I had the mother of all extracycles.
BTW, I was getting quite proud of the cobwebs.