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    Please! No adding some weird contraption to make it some sort of a artificial intelligence. I like my bikes just the way they are.

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    Seriously? This again? Why don't you get a fs and quit torturing me???
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    "40, 41, 42. Sucka couldn't hold my wheel, I dropped him like it's HAWT!"

    "I know she's got a nice rack, but watch where your going jackass!"

    "Why are you wasting money on groceries? I want ROVALS!"

    "Fricken rain again, and this is why we can't have nice things."

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    "How about you carrying me and all this gear all next week, sounds fair to me"

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    Most bikes seem to be disgruntled. Is it because we're not treating them right or because they have basically dark personalities?


    "Think Outside the Cage"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roody View Post
    Most bikes seem to be disgruntled.
    They ride in the streets just like we do, but they don't get nearly the exercise.
    "He who serves all, best serves himself" Jack London

    Quote Originally Posted by Bjforrestal View Post
    I don't care if you are on a unicycle, as long as you're not using a motor to get places you get props from me. We're here to support each other. Share ideas, and motivate one another to actually keep doing it.

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    "Another burrito? Dude, how many farts do you think my Brooks will take!"
    "There are many causes worth dying for. There are none worth killing for." Albert Camus

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    Depends upon which bike did the talking..
    My tourer which gets used most often for utility functions..
    'Plz.. All you need take home is a six pack. '
    My racer, which gets used pretty much only Sunday's for club rides..
    'I feel lonely..'
    Pray for the Dead and Fight like Hell for the Living






    ^ Since January 1, 2012

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roody View Post
    Most bikes seem to be disgruntled. Is it because we're not treating them right or because they have basically dark personalities?
    Not my Klein.. With its white and silver hue.. It always shows me its smilie face.
    Pray for the Dead and Fight like Hell for the Living






    ^ Since January 1, 2012

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roody View Post
    Most bikes seem to be disgruntled. Is it because we're not treating them right or because they have basically dark personalities?

    Every time I carry my bike with all the gear I load onto it, up a small flight of stairs, I can definitely imagine my bike as always having a grumpy disposition.

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    "Where are we travelling this weekend?"
    "What part of the world do we get to see next?"
    "Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!"

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    After yesterday's ride through many of the unpaved trails of Burns Park when doing research for an article, I think mine is saying, "I had forgotten what it's like to be a mountain bike."

    Last edited by Artkansas; 03-19-14 at 12:51 PM.
    "He who serves all, best serves himself" Jack London

    Quote Originally Posted by Bjforrestal View Post
    I don't care if you are on a unicycle, as long as you're not using a motor to get places you get props from me. We're here to support each other. Share ideas, and motivate one another to actually keep doing it.

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    My bike would say....."get off you lard ass!!!""
    My preferred bicycle brand is.......WORKSMAN CYCLES
    I dislike clipless pedals on any city bike since I feel they are unsafe.

    Originally Posted by krazygluon
    Steel: nearly a thousand years of metallurgical development
    Aluminum: barely a hundred, which one would you rather have under your butt at 30mph?

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    Mine says "Go far" right on it. Unfortunately it has me for a rider.
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    Centurion: "faster, faster! com'on man, you are still going 8mph! Com...........omg passed by yet another carbon POS on this stupid MUP. Wait, what? You btching about my weight? I quit". *Both tires go flat*

    Bike: "Hey, you know, how is your friend doing? You know, the one who borrowed me for a couple weeks last December? He is pretty handsome...*giggle blush."
    Me: ".......!@$!*&$!@".
    65% of all statistics are made up on the spot. - DD

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    Ride! Fool! Ride!
    FB4K - This December, 2014, 5288 kids received bikes for Christmas. For many, it was their first bike, ever. Every bike, new and used, was donated, built, cleaned and repaired. That amounts to well over 10,000 volunteer hours this fall, just in the Twin Cities. Check us out on FaceBook: FB4K.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Artkansas View Post
    Nice photo!! I bet your bike was in a good mood with that view!

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    Lots of talking here...

    If Your Bikes Could Talk

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    Schwinn cruiser: "Thank you for rescuing me from that horrible garage with the sand and WD-40! Could we please hang out more?"
    Winter bike: "I'm so confused. I don't know what kind of bike I'm supposed to be. Maybe I'll feel better after a bath."
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    Long Distance Cyclist Machka's Avatar
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    I'm sure mine told me ... "Welcome Back!!" ... today.

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    My bikes argue about who gets ridden today. They all constantly say "Pick me" me me me.
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    Senior Member Northwestrider's Avatar
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    Get off the internet and go for a ride, lets go.

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    Long Distance Cyclist Machka's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2manybikes View Post
    My bikes argue about who gets ridden today. They all constantly say "Pick me" me me me.
    Yeah ... so do mine!!

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    Cadent: "Oh, ooooh, the fridge is empty! I can see it, it's empty! C'mon, I've got my paniers ready, let's go, let's go! Hey, how about we skip the store across the street this time? The one way across town is so much better! We can even stop by that bakery you like on the way back. C'mon, c'mon, let's go, let's go, let's go!!

    Secteur: "She won't, dearie, she's all bruised up from last week. Hey idiot, what kind of Floridian doesn't know about sand, huh?!! You would have been fine if you would've just stuck to the plan, but nooooo, you just couldn't resist being a show-off, could you! Ohhh, do the show-off's knees and elbows and hands and shoulders still hurt?? Poor baby. Keep your head out of the clouds next time, please!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Machka View Post
    Yeah ... so do mine!!
    As long as they don't start telling you what to do.

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