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    If your bike could talk, what would it say?

    "damn I wish this guy would lose a few pounds."


    "Think Outside the Cage"

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    "More oil on the chain please. Fix the cables and put the rear fender back on. Oh, you should wash me more often too." That is what the Raleigh Gruv 2.0 would say. My reply would be, "Soon all will be done."

    The Dahon Smooth Hound would say; "When are you going to ride me? It's been a while." My reply would be, "You'll probably be for sale this summer. Someone else will be riding you this year."
    Smallwheels

    Take my stuff, please. I have way too much. My current goal is to have all of my possessions fit onto a large bicycle trailer. Really.

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    "No, go away. I've had it. Not until you wash those shorts."
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    "Some people canít tandem. It doesnít make them bad people, just not quite as fortunate"
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    When are we going to ride? We are all sitting around getting fat and lazy.

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    ISO: A late 1980's Giant Iguana MTB frameset (or complete bike) 23" Red with yellow graphics.

    "Cycling should be a way of life, not a hobby.
    RIDE, YOU FOOL, RIDE!"
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    "Steel: nearly a thousand years of metallurgical development
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    Which one would you rather have under your butt at 30mph?"
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    "Don't strap me to that torture device (rack) on the back of that smog machine. It's humiliating!"

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    Infamous Member chipcom's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roody View Post
    "damn I wish this guy would lose a few pounds."
    ^^ this
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    "I really want an IGH. Oh, and while you are at it, you should give me a dynamo hub up front too."

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    "You know what would be REALLY funny? Another flat..."

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    Car-free in the South
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    Quote Originally Posted by raiderinblue47 View Post
    "you know what would be really funny? Another flat..."
    lol

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    "I was happy in that guys basement for all those years."

    "I was happy in that thrift store. No one else would have ever bothered me."

    "I was pretty happy in that shed with the groundhogs and the spiders."

    "That old hippy left me alone all those years. Why did you have to mess things up?"

    "I was really looking forward to the dump."

    "I liked being under all those walmart bikes in that basement. Only you would shift dozens of bikes just to get to where I was."

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    "Quit your job and ride me around for a few years"
    Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

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    What the hell do you mean bout breaking up ?

    It's that trailer isn't it ?

    And don't think for a moment that I have not noticed that new frame and all those new parts sitting there.

    You are asking how much ?

    Now I feel cheap.

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    "A turtle could have bunny hopped that log better than you just did!"

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    Watch out for that car! Hey, there's broken glass in the road! Pothole! Pothole! Pothole!
    "He who serves all, best serves himself" Jack London

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    I don't care if you are on a unicycle, as long as you're not using a motor to get places you get props from me. We're here to support each other. Share ideas, and motivate one another to actually keep doing it.

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    The other day my road bike said, "A rough dirt road? I'll show you!"
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    "I love you too"

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    I really like going outside when it rains and even when it snows because when it comes to that, I am the best bicycle ever.

    Not that I mind the sunshine either... and if you'd like... I could even pull the trailer when you go shopping later and give the little runt a break.

    Seriously dude... you've been ignoring me while you flirt with that Italian girl... and that red bar tape makes her look ******.

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    Infamous Member chipcom's Avatar
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    "Ride me baby, ride me HARD!"
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Well, all the other bikes get to go fast.
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    You,with the ponytail,rub my tube and keep my balls clean.....
    Everything should be as simple as possible...But not more so.---Albert Einstein

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    "Thanks for the shiny new brake calipers!" -- the 'bent
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    "When do I get to go outside again?" -- all of them
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    Ce n'est pas une montagne. Les Alpes sont des montagnes qui est juste une colline.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert Foster View Post
    Ce n'est pas une montagne. Les Alpes sont des montagnes qui est juste une colline.
    Juste une colline? (Just a hill...) You must ride in the Himalayas

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    Quote Originally Posted by gerv View Post
    Juste une colline? (Just a hill...) You must ride in the Himalayas
    It was in three parts. My Bike is French so it would be a bit of a cynic. "Ce n'est pas une montagne." That is not a mountain. Though it should have been a mountain that is not. The second part was the Alps are a mountian. "Les Alpes sont des montagnes" then the cycinical statement. "qui est juste une colline." That is just a hill. I did 3600 feet for lunch with friends Thursday and was thinking of what my bike would say whenever I started to question my decission to do it.

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