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Walter S 06-27-14 04:19 AM

If you don't have a car then you must not be a taxpaying home owner
 
Funny story. A while back I noticed a strange car parked in my driveway. I thought it was odd because there was plenty of space in nearby driveways. Why park in mine? If I had a car you'd be blocking me in. But as it stands, I was concerned about "something" fishy going on. So after an hour or so with the car sitting there, I called the police. When they arrived I went out to talk to the officer.

As we discussed it and he was considering what to do, a woman walked up from a couple houses down the road and explained that this was her car. She was a guest at a party and the host had told her to park in my driveway, and that it would be OK because "nobody lives there". I told her that this was my house and that somebody does indeed live here - me. A little more discussion revealed that the party host knew about me, but thought I was a homeless person squatting in the house and just laying low. Out of compassion for my situation, she did not report me to the police.

She had seen me enter or exit from time to time, "but there was never a car in the driveway".

krobinson103 06-27-14 05:00 AM

Lol... so no car means homeless? I find that hard to comprehend.

Mvcrash 06-27-14 05:53 AM

Interesting way to view things.

Roody 06-27-14 06:28 AM

That doesn't surprise me at all. I've had friends tell me they were going to pop in but there was no car in the driveway so they figured I wasn't home.

RoadTire 06-27-14 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Walter S (Post 16886407)
... A little more discussion revealed that the party host knew about me, but thought I was a homeless person squatting in the house and just laying low. Out of compassion for my situation, she did not report me to the police.

She had seen me enter or exit from time to time, "but there was never a car in the driveway".

That would have been a great time to mention that you haven't eaten good home cooked food lately ....

JoeyBike 06-27-14 07:22 AM

I live in a city with a fair amount of crime which sometimes spills over into my hood. Mostly break-ins for burglary. I love not having a car in the driveway, especially when I work at home. Someone staking out my house would actually have to SEE me leaving to know I was not at home, then they would assume (because I am on a bicycle) that I will be back in five minutes.

On weekdays my street looks like a bomb went off - maybe one or two cars parked at homes. Not having a car also prevents the "Midnight Auto Parts" dudes from helping themselves to my car. Just the amount of anxiety this saves me when I lay my head on my pillow at night is priceless.

modelmartin 06-27-14 07:40 AM

Once I built a new garage that would hold all my stuff including the car I drive, people I know would drive by but not stop because there was no car in the driveway. What if we all parked in a garage?

Roody 06-27-14 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by JoeyBike (Post 16886715)
I live in a city with a fair amount of crime which sometimes spills over into my hood. Mostly break-ins for burglary. I love not having a car in the driveway, especially when I work at home. Someone staking out my house would actually have to SEE me leaving to know I was not at home, then they would assume (because I am on a bicycle) that I will be back in five minutes.

On weekdays my street looks like a bomb went off - maybe one or two cars parked at homes. Not having a car also prevents the "Midnight Auto Parts" dudes from helping themselves to my car. Just the amount of anxiety this saves me when I lay my head on my pillow at night is priceless.

Maybe it would be better to have a dummy car in the driveway at all times?

I-Like-To-Bike 06-27-14 07:49 AM

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What if we all parked in a garage?

Works for me. Bikes and car.

Roody 06-27-14 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by I-Like-To-Bike (Post 16886823)
Works for me. Bikes and car.

Wow! I wish you lived close by. My son would clean that up for a very fair price.

How to keep a garage uncluttered:

I used to rent an upstairs duplex with an indoor garage that I shared with the landlord. He said nothing was allowed in the garage except our vehicles. So the only things in there were my landlord's new Cadillac and my one bike, which I parked right in the center of "my half". Even with all that excess space, I wasn't allowed to have a second bike in there, or even a little bottle of chain lube. But I think my bike felt proud to be allotted as much space as the Caddy.

I-Like-To-Bike 06-27-14 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Roody (Post 16886883)
Wow! I wish you lived close by.

Sorry, can't say the same.

Since I own my own home I don't have to follow a landlord's or anybody else's goofball "ideas" on the correct method of using my garage.

Roody 06-27-14 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by I-Like-To-Bike (Post 16886916)
Sorry, can't say the same.

Since I own my own home I don't have to follow a landlord's or anybody else's goofball "ideas" on the correct method of using my garage.

That's very nice for you then.

Tundra_Man 06-27-14 08:23 AM

Perhaps the real question is, "why does your house look like it's been abandoned?" :p

wphamilton 06-27-14 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by krobinson103 (Post 16886443)
Lol... so no car means homeless? I find that hard to comprehend.

I believe it. This attitude, shocking as it is, cropped up in an unrelated article I was reading about a potential bubble in bundled auto loan securities. The rationale (among lenders) was that auto loans are more secure because people will default on their housing loans before they'll give up their car! And the behavior of a lot of people have proven that there's something to that.

So it stands to reason, for someone who believes that her car is more important than a roof over her head, no car would logically mean no rent or mortgage payment.

timmythology 06-27-14 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by wphamilton (Post 16887028)
I believe it. This attitude, shocking as it is, cropped up in an unrelated article I was reading about a potential bubble in bundled auto loan securities. The rationale (among lenders) was that auto loans are more secure because people will default on their housing loans before they'll give up their car! And the behavior of a lot of people have proven that there's something to that.

So it stands to reason, for someone who believes that her car is more important than a roof over her head, no car would logically mean no rent or mortgage payment.


+1 :thumb:

Artkansas 06-27-14 01:04 PM

This should solve the problem.

http://image.made-in-china.com/4f0j0...ing-K3005-.jpg

Roody 06-27-14 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by wphamilton (Post 16887028)
I believe it. This attitude, shocking as it is, cropped up in an unrelated article I was reading about a potential bubble in bundled auto loan securities. The rationale (among lenders) was that auto loans are more secure because people will default on their housing loans before they'll give up their car! And the behavior of a lot of people have proven that there's something to that.

So it stands to reason, for someone who believes that her car is more important than a roof over her head, no car would logically mean no rent or mortgage payment.

A guy moved into the apartment beneath me in a very expensive new pickup truck. He had walked away from his mortgage because he couldn't afford both house and truck payments. He couldn't sell the truck for as much as he owed on it. Within a couple months he couldn't afford the apartment either so he broke the lease and moved in with his sister.

I asked him why he didn't just start using the bus and let the finance company take the truck. He said it never occurred to him.

enigmaT120 06-27-14 02:49 PM

OP is a crazy story.

Like ILTB I park my vehicles, motorized or not, in my garage. If there were no room for the vehicles, there wouldn't be room to work on them out of the rain.

JoeyBike 06-27-14 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Roody (Post 16886795)
Maybe it would be better to have a dummy car in the driveway at all times?

I had thought of that too. Maybe an old taxi.

jade408 06-27-14 06:09 PM

LOL! That is crazy!

It did make me think of this great video from 1966.
https://www.nfb.ca/film/what_on_earth

Enjoy!

gerv 06-27-14 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by jade408 (Post 16888505)
LOL! That is crazy!

It did make me think of this great video from 1966.
https://www.nfb.ca/film/what_on_earth

Enjoy!

Priceless!! The earthlings are the cars and the humans are parasites living in them!! That about nails it!

loky1179 06-27-14 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Walter S (Post 16886407)
Funny story. A while back I noticed a strange car parked in my driveway. I thought it was odd because there was plenty of space in nearby driveways. Why park in mine? If I had a car you'd be blocking me in. But as it stands, I was concerned about "something" fishy going on. So after an hour or so with the car sitting there, I called the police. When they arrived I went out to talk to the officer.

As we discussed it and he was considering what to do, a woman walked up from a couple houses down the road and explained that this was her car. She was a guest at a party and the host had told her to park in my driveway, and that it would be OK because "nobody lives there". I told her that this was my house and that somebody does indeed live here - me. A little more discussion revealed that the party host knew about me, but thought I was a homeless person squatting in the house and just laying low. Out of compassion for my situation, she did not report me to the police.

She had seen me enter or exit from time to time, "but there was never a car in the driveway".

Hey, on the plus side . . because of your car free lifestyle, you got to meet your neighbors! And since they originally thought you were a criminal squatting in an empty house, their opinion of you can only improve!!

Astrozombie 06-27-14 11:08 PM

Ohhhhhhh the wonderful assumptions people will make......

Because i pick-up lottery tickets people throw on the ground to play the "2nd chance" online, some think I have a gambling problem because i must spend like $50 a week on the lottery :cry:

Dahon.Steve 06-28-14 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Walter S (Post 16886407)
I called the police. When they arrived I went out to talk to the officer.

As we discussed it and he was considering what to do, a woman walked up from a couple houses down the road and explained that this was her car. She was a guest at a party and the host had told her to park in my driveway, and that it would be OK because "nobody lives there".

Your neighbor had to make up a story quick or the car would have been towed or given a ticket by the officer. It was just a story.

fat_bike_nut 06-28-14 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Astrozombie (Post 16889194)
Ohhhhhhh the wonderful assumptions people will make......

Because i pick-up lottery tickets people throw on the ground to play the "2nd chance" online, some think I have a gambling problem because i must spend like $50 a week on the lottery :cry:

Hey, I do that too! My co-workers still throw them away, even after I point out the "2nd Chance" thing to them. Oh well, more free chances for me to win stuff from the California Lottery without paying a single penny :p


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