So this weekend I'm doing a 200 mile ride with 9999 of my closest friends. I've been advised to apply chamois cream for the ride so I picked up a bunch of little packets of the stuff. But I'm clueless on how to use this stuff and it didn't come with instructions.
So what exactly do I do? Spread it all over my shorts pad? All over my butt? How thick? Doesn't it get all slimy filthy and disgusting? Will it wash out of my shorts?
We're all friends here, you can tell it like it is without mincing words. Tell me what I need to know about this stuff!