That mean punchy climb that keeps stopping you dead
10-05-15, 07:02 AM
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That mean punchy climb that keeps stopping you dead
You know the one, You only make it up sometimes,when no one is looking.
You always go foot down 3/4's the way up when a rider is behind you and that's called the crawl of shame...
It's bad karma to make another rider stop because your a wimp.
I found a cure that works for me.
I yell out, "Get After It!" or growl like an old dog, I get meaner as I near the top.
You can do 20 times more than you think If you can just beat your own mind into submission...
You always go foot down 3/4's the way up when a rider is behind you and that's called the crawl of shame...
It's bad karma to make another rider stop because your a wimp.
I found a cure that works for me.
I yell out, "Get After It!" or growl like an old dog, I get meaner as I near the top.
You can do 20 times more than you think If you can just beat your own mind into submission...
10-13-15, 10:34 AM
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You know the one, You only make it up sometimes,when no one is looking.
You always go foot down 3/4's the way up when a rider is behind you and that's called the crawl of shame...
It's bad karma to make another rider stop because your a wimp.
I found a cure that works for me.
I yell out, "Get After It!" or growl like an old dog, I get meaner as I near the top.
You can do 20 times more than you think If you can just beat your own mind into submission...
You always go foot down 3/4's the way up when a rider is behind you and that's called the crawl of shame...
It's bad karma to make another rider stop because your a wimp.
I found a cure that works for me.
I yell out, "Get After It!" or growl like an old dog, I get meaner as I near the top.
You can do 20 times more than you think If you can just beat your own mind into submission...
10-13-15, 07:50 PM
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I ride a single speed and I live at the base of the mountains. You should hear what comes outta my mouth…..
10-13-15, 08:08 PM
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I punch myself in the dick. Amps me up and then I climb like Pegasus.
10-13-15, 09:28 PM
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10-15-15, 09:32 PM
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I think I'll try the yelling......... but pass on the punching my dick.
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I listen to the soothing sounds of JAmes Taylor and George Harrison and think thoughts of little kittens hanging onto a tree limb -- "Hang in there, baby"
10-16-15, 12:56 PM
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stand up and think one step at a time like your walking and don't stop till ya fall over.
