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    My Advice to You

    Don't mountain bike when you start dating someone!!! I was mountain biking this weekend and was smoking the trail as usual. All of a sudden, for probably 2-3 seconds, I thought about the girl I went out with the night before. That's all it took. I ran right into a tree. The second time I thought about her on the same ride, I fell in a spot that is so easy and I have never fallen there before. That's where I hit a rock bed and am now black and blue down my left side.

    Again, don't mountain bike when you start dating someone!!!

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    Hmm, so should you tell her about all this or no?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brad01
    Hmm, so do you tell her or no?
    Yep, I actually wrote a poem about it and am having a leaf off the tree I hit coated with 23K gold powder. I plan on giving it to her this weekend!

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    Wow... If that doesn't impress her, you might as well just give up.

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    Lost in the Black Hills mx_599's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by pletcgm
    Don't mountain bike when you start dating someone!!! I was mountain biking this weekend and was smoking the trail as usual. All of a sudden, for probably 2-3 seconds, I thought about the girl I went out with the night before. That's all it took. I ran right into a tree. The second time I thought about her on the same ride, I fell in a spot that is so easy and I have never fallen there before. That's where I hit a rock bed and am now black and blue down my left side.

    Again, don't mountain bike when you start dating someone!!!
    she better have looked like Helen of Troy in my avatar there....or better!

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    Gravity Is Yer Friend dirtbikedude's Avatar
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    HaHa There is a local rider here who, on his first date went riding with his now fiance. Long story short, he ended up in the ER and was in the hospital for a couple of days.

    If you keep crashing when thinking about her imagine what would happen if she road with you


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    Quote Originally Posted by pletcgm
    Yep, I actually wrote a poem about it and am having a leaf off the tree I hit coated with 23K gold powder. I plan on giving it to her this weekend!
    I sincerely hope you're joking. Girls are evil, and I have proof:


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    thats my problem...I need a young priest and an old priest...no...I like girls and its going to stay that way . The problem is that you cant do 2 things at once .
    The second mouse gets the cheese

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