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    Test Your MtnBike Knowledge

    Take this Quick Quiz to determine if you're a true Down & Dirty Gear Head or just another Glistening PrettyBoy Poser! [Five questions, multiple choice.]

    #1) Judy Butter is...

    A. suspension fork lube.
    B. high country-specific tanning cream.
    C. yet another line of pre-digested energy gels!

    #2) If you just got "big air," you just...

    A. spanked a bombin cross-up off a vert launch.
    B. crossed paths with a Scotsman who remarked on your doo.
    C. had an impromptu butt explosion thanks to your mid-day drive-thru feast!

    #3 If you just "suffered a mechanical," you just...

    A. broke your bicycle.
    B. broke your mechanic's bicycle.
    C. broke down an cried when you saw your mechanic's bill!

    #4) "Ti" is...

    A. a strong, light and expensive mountain bike material.
    B. a strong, light and expensive herbal hallucinogenic.
    C. soon to be the most popular illegitimate baby name amongst NORBA members!

    #5) "V-Brakes" are...

    A. the newest high-leverage brakes available for your rig.
    B. an upgrade that seems quite affordable when you start, but ends up costing five times more.
    C. when your "Y-Bike" breaks in two, leaving you with a "V-Bike!"

    Quiz Answers:

    If you answered "A" to all of the above, congratulations Gear Head! You must be doing something right with your life.
    If you answered "B" to any of the above, well at least you're showing some brain activity.
    If you answered "C" to any of the above, we're sorry. Go play with your rubber ball now.



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    Answers:
    1. creamy & smooth to the touch
    2. your friends probably left the room
    3. you got screwed at the auto shope
    4. short for "Ti"-Bo
    5. when you velocity sends you into a boulder

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    1) Something to rub into your old Brooks leather saddle

    2)Crossed an epic Alpine col

    3)You have to revert to friction mode

    4)Something to have in the afternoon with your cream buns

    5)Something you remember seeing on a cheap Honda motobike sometime during the 1960s

    Totaly rad dude.

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    HEHEHE al right (kinda easy if you ask me)

    Jared
    Liking what you do is Happiness; Doing what you like is Freedom.

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    Originally posted by JaredMcDonley
    HEHEHE al right (kinda easy if you ask me)

    Jared
    So this would make you an official Gear Head?

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