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    Senior Member redls1camaro's Avatar
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    You might Mountain bike to much If

    Just thought i would see what people could come up with. This one is true when you live in West texas..

    You cant remember the last time your legs didnt look like ground beef from all the cuts and scratchs on them..
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    I'll ride for free MudSplattered's Avatar
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    It's hard to find a shirt that isn't stained with MUD SPLATTER!! Brown is my color. Some women pay big $$ to have spa mud treatment. I prefer to get my mud right from the trail

    Ya gotta LUV it,
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    If you have tan lines from your gloves, year around...

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    If your rest day consists of a quick two hour ride.
    I may be fat but I'm slow enough to make up for it.

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    ... You constantly wake up in the middle of the night kicking your significant other because your are trying to unclip and franticly grab for that tree branch to keep you from going over the cliff.


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    ^^^^^ That's a good one!
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    Um, you might mountain bike too much if... you take your bike with you to the in-laws on x-mas day "just in case"...
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    Reach for the brake levers on a scooter (not motorized, the simple ones or whatever). Happened to me. Long story short, in less than half a minute I had reached a sickening speed and once I realised I HAD no brake levers, I remember I had no brake anyway, it broke off. xD
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    Quote Originally Posted by EndlessRage
    If you have tan lines from your gloves, year around...
    For those of use to fair skinned to tan... freckle lines at the wrists, upper arm, and above the knees.

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    ...you rip the passenger and back seats out of your car so you can keep your bike, parts and tools in there--at all times, so it's ready to go. Well, the wheelset's in the trunk, actually and, yes, my car is a POS.
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    When driving your car up the road you check your line to see if there might be a more effiecent way up the hill. When going downhill you push yourself back in your seat and tell yourself to lay off the brakes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MudSplattered
    It's hard to find a shirt that isn't stained with MUD SPLATTER!! Brown is my color. Some women pay big $$ to have spa mud treatment. I prefer to get my mud right from the trail

    Ya gotta LUV it,
    Michelle
    Then these tshirts would probably interest you.
    http://www.dirtshirts.com/products.htm
    "About Us Dirt Shirts offers truly unique products which are hand-dyed using real clay from various regions around the country." But that takes the fun out of making the stains yourself.

    Quote Originally Posted by pinkrobe
    Um, you might mountain bike too much if... you take your bike with you to the in-laws on x-mas day "just in case"...
    Been there done that too many times. In fact the first time I met my in-laws, I had my bike with me.


    You mt. bike too much if...
    -you've gotten used a little dirt with your water.
    -on the way home from a ride you stop at the car wash. Then spray down the bike and yourself.
    -when looking for a vehicle, you pick the truck with rubber, not carpet.
    -The floorboard of your truck is a mix of dirt, gu packets, and twigs.

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    ...you can't drink water out of a glass, only from a filthy plastic bottle or through a hose...
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    ODB to those that know me outdoorboy's Avatar
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    You treat the SuperGo or Performance catalog like porn. 'Scuse me, I'll be in the bathroom.
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    on the way home from a ride you pull up on the steering wheel to avoid a pothole...

    you wash your shop rags with your laundry

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    Did I give you a ride in my truck recently - you described it pretty accurately...

    My husband teases me that I wash my bike more than my truck...washing the truck is a MAN's job!!

    I have a dirt shirt from Sedona AZ. However, we have brown mud here, not red, so my mud doesn't match their mud!

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    I'll ride for free MudSplattered's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by outdoorboy
    You treat the SuperGo or Performance catalog like porn. 'Scuse me, I'll be in the bathroom.


    Hmm, maybe there IS such a thing as too much biking....

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpiderMike
    -on the way home from a ride you stop at the car wash. Then spray down the bike and yourself.
    A little off-topic, but spray down the bike is probably not the best way to wash a bike, unless you don't care much about the paint and lube.

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    When you wake up after jumping off your bike and the position youre in is your legs wide and your right hand outstretched to grab the bike's seat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EndlessRage
    If you have tan lines from your gloves, year around...

    people always laught at me for that.

    you might bike too much when:
    you keep all your bike mags under your bed
    you turn any random convo into something about bikes
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    Quote Originally Posted by snoopz666
    people always laught at me for that.

    you might bike too much when:
    you turn any random convo into something about bikes

    I try so hard not to do that, but it always happens. It's all I know.

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    you might bike too much if you no longer have feeling in the small round areas on ur hands where u always get blisters....its actually kinda nice..doesnt hurt ne more

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    YOU CAN NEVER BIKE TO MUCH!!!

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    After a full day's ride....I lay dow to go to sleep, my mind still seeing the trail, dreaming the 'line' , committing my wheel. I wake up. Sun's up. Coffee's brewing, I slug down a cup, fill the Camelback . Bike's still on the Yak Rack. Volvo is ready to head out .We go!! I'm riding again..oops!! I forgot..It's Monday..yikes it's a workday. Quick grab some workclothes out of the gym bag. get to work..you have 10 minutes!Must be mountainbiking too much! Moab is small..only 2 stopl;ights to go. Whew, I made it with a minute to spare. lunchreak..I ride!
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