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    you know your a mtber if. . .

    you get all excited when you see an add with a mountain biker in it

    . . . lets get some more.

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    i think there was a thread the exact same as this a while ago,


    but, i find myself pulling my steering wheel on my car when i see a pothole or a bump...

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    When I see a person actually riding their bike, and not attached on their car.

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    I always see objects and think "that's do-able".

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    ...Your shins have turned to leather and the bone into hardened steel.

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    ...you think dirtbikes are for fat sissies.
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    ...you notice all kinds of "places to go" when first biking down a path that you've only previously walked.

    ...you're on a nice quiet ride with your girlfriend and she says "Get out of the ditch!" more than three times.
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    or how about
    ...you're on a nice quiet ride with your girlfriend and she says" Damn why cant you ride me like that!"

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    ^^^^^ ... you even HAVE a mountain bike *ahem*, (wink wink) ^^^^^
    Last edited by Siu Blue Wind; 05-18-06 at 09:22 PM.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    afff ill get one ill get one. ;p one day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kennethfaria
    or how about
    ...you're on a nice quiet ride with your girlfriend and she says" Damn why cant you ride me like that!"
    Make darn sure you're both wearing protection.




    Like helmet, gloves, glasses, a sixsixone pressure suit...

    and make sure your bedshox are pumped to spec.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kennethfaria
    or how about
    ...you're on a nice quiet ride with your girlfriend and she says" Damn why cant you ride me like that!"
    ken, thats an old joke, but at least you said something funny. Thats a start.

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    I'm with madbiker on this one, anywhere I go I analyze all the terrain and thnk to myself "if only I had my bike, I'd ride that ****"
    "I'm; young enough to know the right car to buy yet grown enough not to put rims on it. I got that 6-deuce, with curtains, so you can't see me and I didn't even have to put tints on it."

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    When I'm riding in a car, staring out the window looking for new lines.

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    This is more cycling related than MTB specific, but when your bike is worth more than your car.
    When i got my Titus it MSRPed for twice the value of my car (Then only chumps and christmas shoppers pay retail, mine cost about 40% less than MSRP)
    /I now have a new car, bike's the same though
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    ...if you wear one of these:

    http://www.connexchain.com/ Go to Products > Accessories > Biker Bracelet
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    ... you drink beer the night before a big ride to "stock up" on calories

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    Quote Originally Posted by free_pizza


    but, i find myself pulling my steering wheel on my car when i see a pothole or a bump...
    TRUTH! That bump feels so bad when I know I could usually just hop it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fix
    TRUTH! That bump feels so bad when I know I could usually just hop it.
    With our potholes, I have to clip out of my gas pedal. Just in case.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nm+
    This is more cycling related than MTB specific, but when your bike is worth more than your car.
    When i got my Titus it MSRPed for twice the value of my car (Then only chumps and christmas shoppers pay retail, mine cost about 40% less than MSRP)
    /I now have a new car, bike's the same though

    Or, when you dont even own a car, but a mad collection of bikes. (I currently own 8, everything from 3 trials bikes, 2 roadies, 1 urban assult, 2 big hit downhill bikes. Neighboors think I'm out of my frekkin mind; which is a understatment.
    As for me, I have owned 1 car, and it sat in my garage for 6 months until I traded it for a dirt bike. Which I destroyed.

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    You sell your used (un-scratched) CD's to fix those pesky broken parts.

    Quit jobs because you cant miss the big group out of town ride....

    99% of your paycheck goes to bike stuff....

    Girlfriends tend to leave you because you spend more time with your bike than you do her.
    Last edited by literocola; 05-19-06 at 11:40 PM.

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    You are very happy when your parents are going to buy you a bike for college instead of a car.
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    Quote Originally Posted by literocola
    You sell your used (un-scratched) CD's to fix those pesky broken parts.

    Quit jobs because you cant miss the big group out of town ride....

    99% of your paycheck goes to bike stuff....

    Girlfriends tend to leave you because you spend more time with your bike than you do her.
    My wife has nicknamed my mtn bike "the other woman" and my cross bike "the mistress". All you need to do is find the right woman!
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    Quote Originally Posted by literocola
    You sell your used (un-scratched) CD's to fix those pesky broken parts.
    99% of your paycheck goes to bike stuff....
    Or you don't even get a pay check cuase they just send the money in for store credit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by literocola
    When I'm riding in a car, staring out the window looking for new lines.
    So true. Or I'll see a mtn bike on the top of a car, and pay more attention to that then the road...

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