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    G**damn Pricker Bushes!

    So Im riding along minding my own business and there is an innocent (by innocent I mean fluffy) tendril of a bush lazily waving in the breeze. As I was riding by I thought, as if to mock this pathetic piece of vegetation, that I would move it with my left arm as I carefully rode by a puddle.

    The barbed plant did not give right away. She was a tough old bird, even at a 10mph arm on collision she managed for 15+ barbs to instantly hang on for a good 2 inches of flesh tearing fun, but alas she broke off into a nice souvenir perched upon my forearm. I swear If the plant didnt break It would have pulled me off my bike. Blood everywhere. It felt like fire thats the only thing I can think of.



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    Ouch. Go kick its ass!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WannaGetGood
    Ouch. Go kick its ass!
    Im going back there right now in the dark and Im going to pour paint thinner on it. Muhahahahahahah!





    Wait I can't get the plant back thats what sucks so much about this.

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    Machete it to the face. That'll solve all your problems.

    Works with people too.

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    pull em out of the ground. Make sure to wear gloves.

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