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    Dear Girlscout...Wednesday the beatdown begins

    Just a reminder that a bunch of old guys (and gals) will lay the smack down on girlscout and his middle school basketball pals. We play them in a student/staff basketball game. Girlscout will be schooled by none other than his dear old dad (mtnbiker66). I will post pictures of the carnage sometime Wed. night.

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    uh oh, i smell broken finger + cracked rib + sprained ankle = no bike season for one of em.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alumrock12
    uh oh, i smell broken finger + cracked rib + sprained ankle = no bike season for one of em.
    It will most likley be us old guys. Kids are made of rubber and they bounce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hambone40
    It will most likley be us old guys. Kids are made of rubber and they bounce.

    Hah-ha, bounce him once for us!

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    He will look like this,except he will have a basketball instead of a bike. The beatdown will be so severe folk songs will be written about it.
    (keeping it bike related)
    Like a circus monkey on a stolen Harley......

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtnbiker66
    He will look like this,except he will have a basketball instead of a bike. The beatdown will be so severe folk songs will be written about it.
    (keeping it bike related)

    True dat!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtnbiker66
    He will look like this,except he will have a basketball instead of a bike. The beatdown will be so severe folk songs will be written about it.
    (keeping it bike related)
    Or it could look like this...


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    I have a feeling you guys have a whole photo album of "girlscout falls".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheard
    I have a feeling you guys have a whole photo album of "girlscout falls".
    that i would like to see

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheard
    I have a feeling you guys have a whole photo album of "girlscout falls".

    I have been riding with him for the last three years and I hate to admit he doesn't go down too often. But, that doesn't have anything to do with the butt whuppin he will recieve this Wednesday during the B-ball game. I have no skills yet I will still beat him like a rented circus monkey.

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    Maybe it will look more like this:



    (keeping it bike related)

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    Quote Originally Posted by zoeglassjd
    Maybe it will look more like this:



    (keeping it bike related)
    Now that is what I am talking about. That's old school. It may be gay...but it is still old school. Dang girlscout is in for a beatdown.

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    Hey Hambone, I bet your jumper is U-G-L-Y!

    I'm pulling for the 'scout on this one.

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    Usually I pull for the kids because the adults are out of shape. Given at least two adults will still be able to breathe after a couple of trips up and down the court, they get the advantage.

    You guys need to remember kids that young intimidate easily after a couple of hard, flagrant fouls .

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    The beat down was not too extreme. We won by 11 but I can't say anything. I only had about 6 points,girlscout had about 25 points. I'll admit that he's a much better b-baller than I am.
    Like a circus monkey on a stolen Harley......

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtnbiker66
    The beat down was not too extreme. We won by 11 but I can't say anything. I only had about 6 points,girlscout had about 25 points. I'll admit that he's a much better b-baller than I am.
    Dang, better ball player and mountain biker.... are you feeling old yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by highrevs
    Dang, better ball player and mountain biker.... are you feeling old yet?
    harsh

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    Quote Originally Posted by highrevs
    Dang, better ball player and mountain biker.... are you feeling old yet?
    I could only come up with 6 playing 8th grade boys he put up 25.....playing adults. He sucks.
    Like a circus monkey on a stolen Harley......

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtnbiker66
    I could only come up with 6 playing 8th grade boys he put up 25.....playing adults. He sucks.
    You sound like Kramer in that Seinfeld episode when he was karate class champion of a bunch of 8 year olds.
    First Class Jerk

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    I played like crap but I recruited well. I picked enough ringers so that we could win the game despite my lack of talent. I am just thankful we won. Girlscout played his usually great game, even though I accidently kneed him in the thy, hit him in the mouth with my shoulder, and crushed his testicles with my hip. Other than that, I really took it easy on him. I will try and post some action pics tomorrow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hambone40
    I played like crap but I recruited well. I picked enough ringers so that we could win the game despite my lack of talent. I am just thankful we won. Girlscout played his usually great game, even though I accidently kneed him in the thy, hit him in the mouth with my shoulder, and crushed his testicles with my hip. Other than that, I really took it easy on him. I will try and post some action pics tomorrow.
    i'm sher they were all a big mistake

    you sick man

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    pics yet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hambone40
    I played like crap but I recruited well. I picked enough ringers so that we could win the game despite my lack of talent. I am just thankful we won. Girlscout played his usually great game, even though I accidently kneed him in the thy, hit him in the mouth with my shoulder, and crushed his testicles with my hip. Other than that, I really took it easy on him. I will try and post some action pics tomorrow.
    Ahh, no blood, no foul eh? People very much disliked my bony elbows.

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