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    Speed Racer Mad Dog JR's Avatar
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    Why mountain bikes are better than woman

    http://www.tredhed.com/NEWS.CFM?N_ID=80

    To me, a girl (woman) that mountain bikes is best
    But this was quite funny

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    haha that gave me a couple of good laughs...
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    Wickedly lickety shot,
    Spickety spickety split lickety! :D

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    heh
    Moutainbikes dont talk back when you want to get dirty

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    Funny stuff - this is my favorite:

    26. You can ride your Bicycle the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.


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    Bicycles don't spend money on themselves!

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    "Bicycles don't spend money on themselves!"

    I beg to differ! My bike is always trying to accessorize!

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    HAHAHAH! I like that spexy
    -Full speed ahead,Hard and fast!
    -You've always got to keep on trying, if you don't try you'll only fail!

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    A few off the top of my head:
    - Bicycle paligamy is perfectly legal.
    - Your bicycle likes it when you brag to your buddies about how long, hard and nasty your last big ride was.
    - If your bicycle starts whining - you can adjust it so it stops whining.
    - The goal of riding your bicycle is to be able finish FASTER than the other guys.

    You won't get arrested for:
    - Breaking your bicycle in half while riding it or jumping it.
    - Strapping your bicycle to the top of your car.
    - Putting your bicycle in your trunck.

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    lol, those are good
    -Full speed ahead,Hard and fast!
    -You've always got to keep on trying, if you don't try you'll only fail!

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    Bicycles don't have lawyers
    We are as gods, we might as well get good at it.
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    Victoria's secret MsVicki's Avatar
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    Ahem!
    Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.

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    Originally posted by MsVicki
    Ahem!



    until you agree to let me take you for a long hard test-ride before deciding to commit to you, you're not allowed to argue >=)

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    Victoria's secret MsVicki's Avatar
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    Originally posted by JasBike
    until you agree to let me take you for a long hard test-ride before deciding to commit to you, you're not allowed to argue >=)
    AHEM!!

    Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.

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    Originally posted by JasBike
    until you agree to let me take you for a long hard test-ride before deciding to commit to you, you're not allowed to argue >=)
    rofl!

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    Originally posted by MsVicki
    AHEM!!





    hmmm you seem to be squeaking.... time to bring you into the shop for a tuneup!




    good thing i got that free warentee!

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    Ahh! female jokes, how old are those? J/k. Funny stuff!

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    Love it Bring em on!
    Hospitality Club - For all your touring accommodation needs

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    Originally posted by MsVicki
    AHEM!!

    Come on miss V you can do a whole lot better than that. Like
    the reason mtn bikes are better than guys is ...

    Joe

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    you guys are just horrible.............but i like it
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