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Old 07-22-03, 09:36 PM   #1
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Why mountain bikes are better than woman

http://www.tredhed.com/NEWS.CFM?N_ID=80

To me, a girl (woman) that mountain bikes is best
But this was quite funny
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Old 07-22-03, 10:00 PM   #2
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haha that gave me a couple of good laughs...
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heh
Moutainbikes dont talk back when you want to get dirty
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Old 07-23-03, 07:09 AM   #4
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Funny stuff - this is my favorite:

26. You can ride your Bicycle the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.

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Old 07-23-03, 07:18 AM   #5
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Bicycles don't spend money on themselves!
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Old 07-23-03, 07:37 AM   #6
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"Bicycles don't spend money on themselves!"

I beg to differ! My bike is always trying to accessorize!
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Old 07-23-03, 08:51 AM   #7
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HAHAHAH! I like that spexy
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A few off the top of my head:
- Bicycle paligamy is perfectly legal.
- Your bicycle likes it when you brag to your buddies about how long, hard and nasty your last big ride was.
- If your bicycle starts whining - you can adjust it so it stops whining.
- The goal of riding your bicycle is to be able finish FASTER than the other guys.

You won't get arrested for:
- Breaking your bicycle in half while riding it or jumping it.
- Strapping your bicycle to the top of your car.
- Putting your bicycle in your trunck.
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Old 07-23-03, 05:11 PM   #9
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lol, those are good
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Old 07-23-03, 07:26 PM   #10
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Bicycles don't have lawyers
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Ahem!
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until you agree to let me take you for a long hard test-ride before deciding to commit to you, you're not allowed to argue >=)
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Old 07-23-03, 07:49 PM   #13
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until you agree to let me take you for a long hard test-ride before deciding to commit to you, you're not allowed to argue >=)
AHEM!!

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Old 07-23-03, 07:50 PM   #14
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until you agree to let me take you for a long hard test-ride before deciding to commit to you, you're not allowed to argue >=)
rofl!
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hmmm you seem to be squeaking.... time to bring you into the shop for a tuneup!




good thing i got that free warentee!
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Ahh! female jokes, how old are those? J/k. Funny stuff!
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Love it Bring em on!
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Come on miss V you can do a whole lot better than that. Like
the reason mtn bikes are better than guys is ...

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you guys are just horrible.............but i like it
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