Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Colorado Springs, USA!
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A few off the top of my head:
- Bicycle paligamy is perfectly legal.
- Your bicycle likes it when you brag to your buddies about how long, hard and nasty your last big ride was.
- If your bicycle starts whining - you can adjust it so it stops whining.
- The goal of riding your bicycle is to be able finish FASTER than the other guys.
You won't get arrested for:
- Breaking your bicycle in half while riding it or jumping it.
- Strapping your bicycle to the top of your car.
- Putting your bicycle in your trunck.