The Nastiest Thing That Flew In Your Mouth
01-15-08, 09:39 PM
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Eeeeeeewwwwwww. I can handle bugs and dirt and cow poo and just about anything. But that?? That's nasty! I cracked up when I read that one!
01-21-08, 08:49 AM
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I was taking a dookie in a porta potty. I plopped one out and its splash flew up between my legs and landed on my lip.
My lip was raw from trying to rub it clean.
My lip was raw from trying to rub it clean.
01-21-08, 09:51 AM
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01-21-08, 09:53 AM
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01-23-08, 01:29 AM
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Nothing in the mouth but just last weekend on a local ride a good solid piece of fertilizer (aka poo) from a local farm came off of my front tire and went directly up my nostril. And let me say that if it goes up your nose you taste it! Took me a concerted effort to get the thing out. My buddies thought I was B.S.'n them until it came out.
