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    Bike Porn

    So my bike has been a little dirty lately and I thought she needed a bath.



    She loves being dirty. But not as much as she loves having her body washed off in a nice hot shower. That's it big girl. Wash that dirtyness off.
    IMG]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n56/jabarnhart/Bike%20PrOn/DSC01887.jpg[/IMG]


    Oh wait? Your feet need some washing too? Well let's take care of that.


    Now that you're all clean,

    It's time to get you dirty all over again because that's the we she likes it.


    Cheers! I was bored.

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    I’d be a dead man if I washed my bike in the tub.

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    Well, I was sort of single while doing this.

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    is that good for the bike? i figured water isnt good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheeto View Post
    is that good for the bike? i figured water isnt good.
    lol
    Quote Originally Posted by mx_599 View Post
    no skill involved...basically common sense. you're just tweaking nipples.
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    well i know a puddle is much damage but i just figured a shower might be a tad bad, unless you blow dried the ol' girl also =p

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    No blow dryer here. Just a nice towel down.

    Washing the mud off with water is better for the bike then leaving the mud on btw. Don't be afraid to dive that new bike of yours off into a mudhole.

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    Oh, so its ok to hose em down then?
    Just didnt think it would be best for the bike.

    oh trust me, not afraid to get them muddy lol.

    well. now that i think about it, if its lubed good it should repel water from the moving parts lol

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    I would only hose down my bike if i needed to.

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    unless it's really muddy and the muds dried on to the frame, a nice wet rag does fine with some Pedro's Bike Lust on the frame and fork afterwards to make her shine. Along with a chain cleaning and a fresh layer of Purple Extreme.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheeto View Post
    is that good for the bike? i figured water isnt good.
    Good for the bike. Not so good for the plumbing.
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    I noticed the razor... Mutual shaving?
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    You have received an infraction at Bike Forums.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress View Post
    I noticed the razor... Mutual shaving?
    I'm going to refrain from answering that question.

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    I have the same road bike as you. *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oleanshoebox View Post
    I have the same road bike as you. *******.
    What did you just call me?

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    The owner of the same road bike as me. What are you implying, *******?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oleanshoebox View Post
    The owner of the same road bike as me. What are you implying, *******?
    Nothing at all. It's a sweet bike isn't it?

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    I must admit it has performed beyond my expectations. It looks like you have better wheels and components than I do, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oleanshoebox View Post
    I must admit it has performed beyond my expectations. It looks like you have better wheels and components than I do, though.
    Just a few unnecessary upgrades. Well, almost. The wheels make a difference.

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    I have had lots of problems with the wheels. The stock tires were especially crappy.

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    Whoa, tubgirl flashback.

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    i'd wash my bike if there was a spec of dirt on it

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    Do you own the place or do you rent?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oleanshoebox View Post
    I have had lots of problems with the wheels. The stock tires were especially crappy.
    I agree totally on that. This prompted the wheel and tire upgrade.


    Quote Originally Posted by colombo357
    Do you own the place or rent?
    Rent.

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