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Old 06-30-08, 05:24 PM
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"How deep do you bury a dead hooker?"
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Originally Posted by rankin116
I'm 5'8" tall with a 30" inseam, what size should I get?
Guilty only my inseam is 32. Also the answer is a large with a smaller stem.
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Originally Posted by ca7erham
Guilty only my inseam is 32. Also the answer is a large with a smaller stem.
5'8" and you ride a large?
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"I want to buy a DH/FR bike for $250"

"What hydrid will handle mtb trails."

"I have done an 8' drop."
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Old 06-30-08, 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Smashy
"I have done an 8' drop."
I've done an 8' drop ON MY NIXON NOM NOM NOM

*Cue Elf*
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Originally Posted by mtnbiker66
5'8" and you ride a large?
Me = 15 and still growing, so yes, but I have a smaller stem.
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Old 06-30-08, 08:03 PM
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I've done a 20 foot drop. I'll post pics tomorrow morning
We're still waiting...
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Old 06-30-08, 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by BenLi
We're still waiting...
I NOW RITE


Elf, my man, where's that picture?
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Old 06-30-08, 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted by busted knuckles
"How deep do you bury a dead hooker?"
Or you chopping her up first or burying her whole?
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Old 06-30-08, 10:26 PM
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Originally Posted by MEAT
Or you chopping her up first or burying her whole?
always have to chop her up. i recommend a wood chipper.
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Old 07-01-08, 12:07 AM
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I just started riding three months ago but I don't understand why all of these bikers wear spandex, it looks so gay. I just wear baggy, cut-off jeans and a wife beater.
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Old 07-01-08, 08:18 AM
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"I want to buy a mountain bike. I do all of my riding on the road but occasionally ride across my lawn. Do I need a full suspension bike with 6 inches of travel or can I get by with 4 inches?"
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Old 07-01-08, 08:39 AM
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What do you guys think about my new 6" fork I just installed on my XC hardtail? Looks rad eh?

Oh, are there any issues with hanging my bike upside down?
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Old 07-01-08, 08:54 AM
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Hey I'm thinking about getting a 29er. What are the pros and cons?!?!?!!111one
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Old 07-01-08, 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted by rydaddy
What do you guys think about my new 6" fork I just installed on my XC hardtail? Looks rad eh?
Wait a minute - - isn't that a PinkBike cliche? Oh, no, I guess not - - it would have a Monster T on it.
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Old 07-01-08, 09:25 PM
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specialized sucks

edit: also add ... is this screen name Pete Fagerlin messing with us?


edit edit .. in the winter " check out my tire with 1000 screws in it sticking out an inch"

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Old 07-01-08, 09:32 PM
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My wife is getting into biking. Which bike should i get her?
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Old 07-01-08, 09:41 PM
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Pictures of bmw's.
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Old 07-02-08, 01:05 AM
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^^ What's wrong with those?

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Old 07-02-08, 01:29 AM
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Looks flexy.

Does it come in rootbeer?
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Originally Posted by dminor
Or . . I mostly ride pavement, but I like being adventurous and explore packed gravel paths occasionally. What mountain bike should I buy?.
I have never understood that one
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Old 07-02-08, 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by scrublover
Looks flexy.

Does it come in rootbeer?
Nah, they stopped doing that 3 years ago.
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Old 07-02-08, 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Trekbikedude
Nah, they stopped doing that 3 years ago.
Depends on the forum.
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Originally Posted by scrublover
Looks flexy.

Does it come in rootbeer?
Aren't those RMisms?
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