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Old 07-08-08, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by dminor
This reminds me of the maple bar question

L.L. Bean: large online/mail-order retailer of "outdoorsy" clothing -- like the clothing section of REI but without the practical technical features of true outdoor wear. Eddie Bauer is much the same way - - citified 'outdoorsy'-look clothing that doesn't really cut it in the outdoors. Both are heavy on the home decor stuff too and have lost the outdoor gear sections that once helped define them.
+1. Yeah, heavy on the cotton.
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Get yourself some appropriate eye protection and wear the friggen things. I'm the poster boy for not doing so while riding.

Or, just say feck it, you can still do fine with one eye left intact.
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MEC/Europe Bound = them's that do, LL Bean/Eddie Bauer for them's VP's that want to look like they do when away from the office OR for them's that used to.

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Originally Posted by patentcad
Pcad will be judged on BF no matter what he does.
Pcad, you don't need to bring your self-loathing machismo into the Mountain Biking forum. Here we don't judge what you wear nor what what you ride, but we do look out for each other. Here, take a hit and feel better. You can put your armour back on when you wander back to the Road Biking forum.
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Originally Posted by santiago
Pcad, you don't need to bring your self-loathing machismo into the Mountain Biking forum. Here we don't judge what you wear nor what what you ride, but we do look out for each other. Here, take a hit and feel better. You can put your armour back on when you wander back to the Road Biking forum.
Ahh...I thought he was a mountian biker.
Sorry Pcad, keep the fenders and you better put your reflectors back on.
Oh, watch out for cars and bears to.
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*cough* well said, *passes*
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Originally Posted by santiago
Here we don't judge what you wear nor what what you ride,
hey, speak for yourself..
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Originally Posted by TRaffic Jammer
*cough* well said, *passes*

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Originally Posted by patentcad
Pcad dresses like the Road Nazi he is.

I've never seen anyone look so scared just riding through a field of grass.
Definitely lose the fenders and think about a different super hero outfit.
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I don't look scared in that photo. I look bored. Super hero outfit. You MTB stoners ride around in friggin cargo pants. STFU, roll another joint, and for God's sake shave those legs.
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Originally Posted by patentcad
I don't look scared in that photo. I look bored. Super hero outfit. You MTB stoners ride around in friggin cargo pants. STFU, roll another joint, and for God's sake shave those legs.
Pcad,you are my hero.
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Originally Posted by patentcad
I don't look scared in that photo. I look bored. Super hero outfit. You MTB stoners ride around in friggin cargo pants. STFU, roll another joint, and for God's sake shave those legs.

No, I think GMonkey is right. You do look a little scared.
Plus you're bent over/weight back but you're not going down hill.
Your clothes look like you should be riding motorcross or figure skating.
And as for the fenders well they just don't look right on a mountain bike.
I hope photo #2 is better?
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Originally Posted by patentcad
Pcad dresses like the Road Nazi he is.

No self respecting roadie would be caught with that camelback, and where is the rear view mirror that should be dangling from the helmet? Are you sure you ride a road bike?
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Old 07-08-08, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by mtnbiker66
Pcad,you are my hero.
Pcad is a shining ray of black light in the mtb forum.
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I have since eschewed the Cback most days for a single wb with plastic rubber banded over the top to protect me from wood swamp poisoning.

'where is the rear view mirror that should be dangling from the helmet?'

You MTB Weenies do occupy your own little corner of Fred Hell don't you?
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Originally Posted by santiago
LL Bean is sort of like the cloathing section of MEC.
oh cool, I like those clothes. They at least fit my shoulders and arms.
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as a self-confessed road nazi, i confess that the fenders are over the top. hard-core roadies, and especially 'cross racers, enjoy bathing in mud just as much as MTB dudes, except they like to do it in 40 degree rain.

Eye protection is absolutely necessary, only thing scarier than crazy Pcad in the woods is a "one-eyed" Pcad. A hell-bent superhero with no depth perception. yeah....
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Originally Posted by patentcad
I don't look scared in that photo. I look bored. Super hero outfit. You MTB stoners ride around in friggin cargo pants. STFU, roll another joint, and for God's sake shave those legs.
You look like you just saw Godzilla. You don't need fenders to ride through a grass field. I think roadies have the bigger rep of doing drugs there Pcad. What's wrong with cargo shorts??? Lance Armstrong was in them at a marathon race a couple months back.
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I don't think you guys could be bigger idiots. If that was possible, you could be Roadies.
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I'm still wondering how you got your tripod and your camera timed to
catch such a great photo?

Dude you need to redeem yourself by showing us a better picture of yourself.

Sticks and Stones will break your bones but pictures last a life time.
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Originally Posted by xcracer13
. . . I think roadies have the bigger rep of doing drugs there Pcad.
Quite true; as evidenced in this photo and caption from a recent road event:


In a clever, last-ditch effort to avoid yet another doping scandal,
each team member takes a hit of the inhaled masking agent.


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You don't deserve a better picture of Pcad. Plus I don't have one. Here's a more recent picture sans bike crap.



I may be old but I do retain my craggy good looks, air of urban sophistication and admirable modesty.

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You rule TJ. I was able to fix it on Photobucket.
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