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Old 08-21-08, 07:12 PM
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BTW: I'm tard and I am going to watch grown men ride bikes that are to small for them in the olympics.

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Move thread ---> https://www.bikeforums.net/jokes-humor/





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Junkyard is pertty much the awesomeness of bikeforums. I say we should have a Junkyard thread.
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Originally Posted by junkyard
junkyard is awesome. disgusting.
I can't decide . . . I can't decide . . . why did you make the choices so hard?
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I can't decide . . . I can't decide . . . why did you make the choices so hard?
Ahh, you are clever with the keyboard, old man. But, it still is true. To some, it is digusting how awesome junkard is.
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Ahh, you are clever with the keyboard, old man. But, it still is true. To some, it is digusting how awesome junkard is.
junkard? Self-esteem issues?
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junkard? Self-esteem issues?
I believe you mean junkyard.

Edit: Dammit. I can't even spell my name right.
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Originally Posted by junkyard
Ahh, you are clever with the keyboard, old man. But, it still is true. To some, it is digusting how awesome junkard is.
I passed a couple of yard sales this morning and I think I saw a couple of those on the tables. Aren't those beer tankards that are fugly and junky - - thus junkards?
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Spelling errors are en vogue now. Dumb is the new smart. Get with it.
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Urban Dictionary has only two entries for "Junkard" and both of them are full of spelling and grammatical errors.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=junkard

On a separate note, we are roughly one week away from Junkyard's birthday. Is this your way of trying to create the mother of all birthday threads by starting one week early?
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Absolutely hysterical that the example quote used Oroville, WA! Of course, anybody in the know will tell you that those folks are rank amateurs. Ford, WA (just up the the highway from me) has to be the junkard capital of the world.
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Originally Posted by santiago
Urban Dictionary has only two entries for "Junkard" and both of them are full of spelling and grammatical errors.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=junkard

On a separate note, we are roughly one week away from Junkyard's birthday. Is this your way of trying to create the mother of all birthday threads by starting one week early?
I hadn't even considered it. You remembering my birthday (though slightly disturbing) does create a further argument for my awesomeness.
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I hadn't even considered it. You remembering my birthday (though slightly disturbing) does create a further argument for my awesomeness.
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I will admit: junkyards are awesome - - especially when they are chock-full of cool old stuff

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