step one:find the person who put your bike outdoors and, as you're "quite built", threaten to hurt them badly if they don't help you unfreeze your bike components.
step two: Use the penetrating lube (don't giggle) liberally, and let it sit around on the frame for a while. Like, overnight. Have your dad/old roomie/whoever put the bike outside help you as you use various tools and body parts to try to dislodge parts, caveperson style. (Brute strength, primitive strategies.) Do this for, like, 3 hours.
step 3: if, at anytime, the frustration overwhelms you, just thank your lucky stars that you got the seatpost out.
step 4: if this goes on any longer than, say, 3 hours of caveman shhh, consider getting a new frame.