OK, I'll start the list. Add to it as you see fit. Give us your biggest pet peeves. C'mon.
"That being said, . . ." or the shorter "That said, . . ."
Hey, we're mountain bikers - - active people - - action heroes. There is no place for the worst of passive-voice phrases here.
. . . and other equine references. We got onto two wheels to move beyond depending on those ornery, smelly, *****-dribbling hay-burners.
That's all for now. Have at it.