Let me tell ya, THIS is the bike I want... no YOU! That YOU want! You.
Just ignore the nasty, soul-less paint job and the $6300 price tag and the fact that the inventor of Mountain Bikes - Gary Fisher God himself
- sold out to The Man just to be able bring this to YOU. And so what
if it's 10, 20, 30 times the price of what you're looking at now - You WANT this.
You will never need another bike EVAR! Or in fact, be able to afford one.
But that's not important right now! What's important is that you buy exactly what I tell you. Now. Or hell, you could just get the NEXT Power X like Johnny Law said.
(Damn this wine BEER! Beer is good.)