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    The crickets keep jumping...

    Because they know they are going to die soon. Soon they will pay and bleed.
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    Going fishing?
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    Going crazy?
    The last of a dying breed..

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    no, hes about to go for a ride through some fields and run over some crickets
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    What are they paying for then?
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    Quote Originally Posted by iovnow
    What are they paying for then?
    inferiority and their place in the food chain.
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    MMMM chocolate crickets

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maelstrom
    MMMM chocolate crickets
    You sir need mental help
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    Not nearly as tasty as chocolate grasshoppers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maelstrom
    Not nearly as tasty as chocolate grasshoppers
    I wish I was a crazy canadian...

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    keyword being crazy.
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    If wheat is murder and meat is murder what is left to eat? If you resort to cannibalism I can defend myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PWRDbyTRD
    keyword being crazy.
    The 2nd amendment is the final gaurantor of liberty.A man with a *** is a citezen a man without a *** is a subject.The best example of a strict *** control country was nazi germany . The disarmed citezenry was helpless to resist Hitlers final solution. You are not crazy. Illegittemi non carborundum.

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    wow...dude, ever heard of spell check?
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    wow... this thread is about as surreal as they come.. what was the point of it all again?

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    crickets like to jump?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BurlySurly
    Because they know they are going to die soon. Soon they will pay and bleed.
    so if I keep jumping my bike, does that mean I am going to die soon.

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    My brain hurts...

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    we killed the lights and crept slowly up the street
    there it was, glowing in the distance
    one hell of a manger scene,
    the wise men were praying, mary was as hot as ever and joseph seemed to be looking at the mules again
    and no one, i mean no one was paying attention
    it was a perfect time to put the plan into action
    josh hopped out of the car and i stood watch
    he approached the biblical scenario cautiously
    one false move, and there could have easily been a large german shepherd or senile bus driver on his ass
    then, with one swift movement, he snatched the young plastic christ from its hay softened crib
    he turned to run and the chords were pulled from the jesus and most of the other characters causing a biblical blackout on the grubbs residence lawn
    shouts of glee and laughter hastened as he returned to the car carrying a prepaid ticket straight to hell
    we sped off leaving any hint of morality or goodness we ever had on the cold winter street
    memories you know
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    Quote Originally Posted by FoX Rider
    I wish I was a crazy canadian...
    Quote Originally Posted by PWRDbyTRD
    keyword being crazy.
    I figured the key word would be canadian
    ^c

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    Quote Originally Posted by iovnow
    I figured the key word would be canadian

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    Quote Originally Posted by james Haury
    If wheat is murder and meat is murder what is left to eat? If you resort to cannibalism I can defend myself.
    that sir, would involve eating meat.
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    After reading all of this I feel pretty good about my sanity. Man I just thought hillbillys' were nuts.
    Like a circus monkey on a stolen Harley......

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    Quote Originally Posted by BurlySurly
    we killed the lights and crept slowly up the street
    there it was, glowing in the distance
    one hell of a manger scene,
    the wise men were praying, mary was as hot as ever and joseph seemed to be looking at the mules again
    and no one, i mean no one was paying attention
    it was a perfect time to put the plan into action
    josh hopped out of the car and i stood watch
    he approached the biblical scenario cautiously
    one false move, and there could have easily been a large german shepherd or senile bus driver on his ass
    then, with one swift movement, he snatched the young plastic christ from its hay softened crib
    he turned to run and the chords were pulled from the jesus and most of the other characters causing a biblical blackout on the grubbs residence lawn
    shouts of glee and laughter hastened as he returned to the car carrying a prepaid ticket straight to hell
    we sped off leaving any hint of morality or goodness we ever had on the cold winter street
    memories you know
    Now THAT, is funny
    The last of a dying breed..

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    I can't help but say I found it at least mildly amusing myself... stealing a plastic jesus from someone's yard. beautiful

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