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    Why shouldn't you run over a Raider fan who's on a bicycle?

    It might be your bicycle
    Fredo, you're my older brother and I love you...but don't ever take sides, with anyone, against the family again...ever.

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    Might damage the suspension on your car ...

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    For his sake, I hope I never see Al Davis riding a bike while I'm driving...

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    Breaking News!!!


    Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Art Shell immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the goal line. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again!

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    A young Oakland boy was rescued by police officers, who determined that both his mother and father had been beating him. At the hearing to determine where to place the boy, the judge suggested his aunt & uncle. The boy responded, "No sir, they beat me too". The judge then suggested the boy's older brother. "Oh, sir, he beats me worse than my parents", replied the boy. The judge made several more suggestions, and it turned out that every relative the boy had would beat him.

    Frustrated, the judge retired to his chambers to think through the situation. When he returned after deliberating, he awarded custody of the boy to the Oakland Raiders, whom he determined could clearly never beat anyone.

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    Damn, y'all. So rude yet so true.

    At least the A's are coming to Fremont.

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    His pitbull could bite you.

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    His *** could go off and injure you.

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    You might get some Raider fan on your car.

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    is full of it. charlisity's Avatar
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    Your bumpers aren't strong enough to fend off the other Raider fans avenging the death of the first.

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    charlisity makes some excellent points.

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    'cause you have to feel sorry for them.......they're only one step above the Buc's!

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    His knife could poke a hole in your tire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomcryar
    'cause you have to feel sorry for them.......they're only one step above the Buc's!
    Snap

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    it's hard to find air escaping from the black hole?

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    Ouch...

    they have lost by one touchdown or less in the last 4 (at least) games...ouch

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    'Cause even after you do, you'll still be ashamed of your (soon to be) Santa Clara 'Niners.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kylecrispin
    Breaking News!!!


    Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Art Shell immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the goal line. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again!

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    Quote Originally Posted by spambait11

    At least the A's are coming to Fremont.
    You call that a good thing? As if Fremont isn't busy enough ... 880 by Dixon Landing will become a parking lot, instead of a slow crawl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cjbruin
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    Becuase they are going to the playoffs next year . 3rd best defence in the NFL, young quarter back. Offence is lacking a offensive line that is their major problem right now, which can be addressed by the draft.
    Tropical pole vaulting is the shiznit.

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    because their only fan couldn't go to the game...
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
    because their only fan couldn't go to the game...
    They still have many people that go to their games despite their struggles in the past couple of seaons.
    Tropical pole vaulting is the shiznit.

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