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    Senior Member obiwan kenobi's Avatar
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    How do you tell...

    someone that they need new shorts? On two recent group rides there have been riders who really need new shorts, when the sun is behind us you can see the crack of the moon. When I find my self behind someone who needs new shorts, I have to stay in front of them the rest of the ride.

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    You don't tell them if it's a hot girl with a great behind. Otherwise, don't ride on their wheel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cthenn View Post
    You don't tell them if it's a hot girl with a great behind. Otherwise, don't ride on their wheel.
    LOL guys. If it is from a hot girl, then just enjoy the ride from behind fellas. Otherwise wear dark sunglasses so that there is no light where the sun don't shine.
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    Friendly hand on the shoulder; "time for new shorts buddy".
    They'll understand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiabloScott View Post
    Friendly hand on the shoulder; "I see a bad moon rising. I see trouble on the way."
    They'll understand.
    (I know the end is comin' soon.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by obiwan kenobi View Post
    someone that they need new shorts? On two recent group rides there have been riders who really need new shorts, when the sun is behind us you can see the crack of the moon. When I find my self behind someone who needs new shorts, I have to stay in front of them the rest of the ride.
    In British accent "This is not Europe have some decency man I can see your ass!"
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    The key is not focusing on it. Otherwise you might accidentally put your front wheel in there like it's a bike rack.

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