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    bicyclist robs bank in Portola Valley?

    This guy look familiar to anyone?



    He is wanted by the FBI for robbing a bank in Portola Valley on Monday morning, apparently while wearing a high visibility bicycling jacket and black tights.

    http://www.fugitive.com/archives/38723

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    And they couldn't catch a guy wearing a hi-viz jacket?
    Mythical Creatures Touched Me in my Bathing Suit Area.

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    Funny.. I saw the SMco Sheriff responding to this call while driving to work... He came flying down 280SB and exited Alpine, at around 9:20am that day. I was actually worried it was a cycling accident, since there isn't much going on around Portola Valley (and it was a nice day).

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    Quote Originally Posted by commo_soulja View Post
    And they couldn't catch a guy wearing a hi-viz jacket?
    Well to be fair there isn't much for them to do there. They literally fall a sleep behind the wheel there...
    I see hills.... Bring them on!!!
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    that looks like a woman in disguise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thedeadone View Post
    that looks like a woman in disguise.
    So do most guys in tights.

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    San Mateo county police were too busy waiting for cyclists not to stop at stop signs to care about a bank robbery.

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    Did the robber leave the scene in a car or on a bike?
    You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
    You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
    You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
    You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by johnny99 View Post
    So do most guys in tights.
    Speak for yourself. I look like a very manly hobo.
    I see hills.... Bring them on!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by thedeadone View Post
    that looks like a woman in disguise.
    Yeah. Look at those childbearing hips. For Reals.

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